Great cooks cook alike =P
And, Quite honestly I think I know a few recipes that mayyyyy just be good enough for us to use here which are completely un-fuckupable. Ill consider submitting them later this evening, But for now, PS3 time!
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I think Kain's thing sounds like it would be good.
Also beef stroganoff? Granted it would take like 30-40 minutes of effort its generally worth it. I don't know that there can be a twist to generic sauce,noodles, mushrooms, and meat.
Cornish pasties are an excellent gamer food if you put time into making them ahead of time because you can make a ton in a short amount of time and then have bread stuffed with meat, potato, carrot, onion, and jerk sauce.
I have recipes but they're from the internet and all of my other cooking skills relate to propane stoves and fire pits.
I don't know.
Maybe a quick bread. Like banana bread or some bull.
No croissants or danish pastries., although you can get the premade puff-pastry stuff nowadays. Might could do a few vol au vent with some simple syrup and berries in sugar~
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Originally Posted by coffin
and i will look into the stroganoff. I have a recipe for one somewhere that i tweaked for school
You know what, Fuck it, Time for baking lesson one.
Badass Sugar Cookies
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Needs:
Big bowl
Rolling pin
Cookie cutter (or a cup for like...drinking stuff from)
ovenpan to cook them on
And the following ingredients:
1 cup shortening
3 cups sugar
3 eggs
1 tsp salt
2 tbsp baking powder
1 cup of milk
6 cups of flour
1 and a half tsp of vanilla
half a tsp of nutmeg
1 tsp of cinnamon
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1.) Mix shortening and sugar together in the bowl
2.) Add eggs then mix it again
3.) Add milk then mix it again
4.) Add all the rest of the shit and mix it again.
5.) With everything mixed together, Take a large wad of the mix and lay it on a large clean surface (Like the counter) And roll it out with a rolling pin until its as thick as you want the cookies to be (I suggest 1/4th an inch to half an inch thick) Then take your cookie cutter (Or your any cup, hell, even a cup from quicktrip would do) And press down on them to cut out little round cookies for you~
6.) Heat the oven to 350º Fahrenheit and then put your cookies on the baking pan, Pop them in the oven for 10 minutes.
7.) Brace for delicious fucking snacks in such quantity that you will be eating them for a week
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I have been working on and tweaking this recipe since I was about 13, I am 23 now~
And consider it perfect.
You don't need a cooking spray or butter or anything on the pan if you don't want to, If you do use it though, use it VERY lightly, because sugar cookies are meant to be dry~
What's the Yield of this? Two dozen large cookies or medium?
How to make a human body!
INGREDIENTS:
Water - 35 liters
Carbon - 20 kilograms
Ammonia - 4 liters
Lime - 1.5 kilograms
Phosphorous - 800 grams.
Salt - 250 grams.
Saltpeter - 100 grams.
Sulfur - 80 grams.
Fluorine - 7.5 grams.
Iron - 5 grams.
Silicon - 3 grams.
Trace amounts of 15 other elements.
HOW TO PREPARE:
Place everything in a pot. Heat to 25000 degrees Fahrenheit and cook for 2-3 minutes. Remove and place in freezer for three to eight days to cool. Remove and heat to 25 degrees Celsius and apply strong electrical current. Congratulations, you now have an adult son or daughter!
Hmm, are we allowed to post recipes from the internet? Or would you like to keep away from copyright stuff?
Special browniessssss?
Not sure if microwave=baking, but worth a try. This a recipe that's common but tweaked.
SNAKE'S ME GUSTA BROWNIES
+4 Tablespoons of Sugar
+4 Tablespoons of Cake Flour
+2 Tablespoons of Cocoa
+1 Egg
+3 Tablespoons of Milk
+3 Tablespoons Oil
+1 microwave safe mug :D
+ *OPTIONAL* Whip cream and vanilla ice-cream
1. Mix the flour, sugar, and cocoa in your crappy ass mug.
2. Get your egg and spoon it in with the other ingredients
3. Pour in milk and oil and mix until it gets this thick, shitty brown color
4. Put your mug with all the contained ingredients in your microwave
5. Cook for 3 minutes on your max power setting. (OR: Until brownie stops rising)
6. ???
7. PROFIT!/Spoon out your brownies and eat your heart out.
*OPTIONAL* Apply whip cream and eat with vanilla ice-cream. Make sure tissue is nearby for easy clean up after mouth ejaculation.
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P.S. If this makes it, can I post an easy way to to make ginger ale, not the pussy shit, like real homemade ale?