I'm playing Skyrim.

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:00pm

I've just became a vampire. What have you done with your life?

**Kain** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:23pm

Became a werewolf.

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:24pm

You motherfucker.

**Kain** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:28pm

Come at me bro.

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:30pm

I will...when it gets dark.

**Kain** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:35pm

You mean when I can rape you as a wolf and nobody will see?

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:41pm

I mean, if you're into that type of thing...I'm a pretty open minded person.

**Kain** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:42pm

AS am I. And you're kinda hawt.

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:48pm

Oh really? Well call me up on a full moon and we can do business. Literally. I need help with my taxes.

**Kain** · 01 Jan. 2012 07:50pm

Alright, just have all your receipts and shit ready.

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 08:02pm

I'll do better than that. Ill bring wine, crackers, receipts, and hard dicks. And I'm fresh outta hard dicks.

**Kain** · 01 Jan. 2012 08:03pm

I have some hard dicks! People keep putting them in my various orifices.

**Areox2** · 01 Jan. 2012 08:17pm

I know the feeling. Makes life hard.

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