Her:<picture of booze>
Me: Drinking is no way to deal with your problems.
Hery therapist is 16 and has problems of his own. This is why I talk to u: ur sarcasm is amusing and ur the tall brother I never had
Me: Actually my problems have all sorta worked out.
Her:Good us deserve a happy ending in life
Me: Everyone does, and in a weird was, everyone gets once.
Herifes meant to be awesome. And my problems have resolved too and thats not the beer talking
Me: Well, don't drink too much, hangovers suck.
Her: I does [my mother's name] wrk tuesday u should skip school n go to sephora
Me: I have no idea if she does, but I have exams. I get out at 2 though.
Her:We'll go at lik 4 probably. But ur brtohers home so we could go after i understand. I need more umpa lumpa makeup soon tho muhahaha
Me: I need more smelly stuff
Her: spen time with ur brother vs. Smelly stuff? Smelly stuff it is then? Lol.
Me: Totally.
Her: The ceiling is moving i like cake
Me: Go to bed [name], before you pass out.
Her: Im not drunk yet. All guys are dickfaces
Me: I'm pretty sure you're drunk, dick isn't in your vocabulary.
Her: Dont tell them i like chinese noodles
Me: I'll be sure not to.