Guys help me brainstorm.

[Shell]

I need a battle plan.

Girlfriend is baby siting.

I need to see her at the house.

Kids are of age 3 and 6.

I need help determining how to ether sneak in or distract the kids.

I can only be out tell 9PM (Stupid driving laws)

The kids will most likely not be asleep in the available time.

[C0FFINCASE]

Give up. There is no way for you to get there, do any thing, and girlfriend not get in trouble.
/thread

[Skrillex]

Possibly have them watching TV then she tells them she has to go to bathroom. You sneak in via Window and stay in one room.

[Beyoncé]

Give up. There is no way for you to get there, do any thing, and girlfriend not get in trouble.
/thread

This. Why the fuck do you need to see her anyways, jack off and go to bed, it'll be more action than youll get at some stranger's house

[Omlett]

This. Why the fuck do you need to see her anyways, jack off and go to bed, it'll be more action than youll get at some stranger's house

Girlfriend=/=Stranger.

[Shell]

Aborted plan, she was being a sketch-ball. @Gaga, what's action?

[Beyoncé]

Girlfriend=/=Stranger.

I figured if she was babysitting she was at the kid's house.