When Fake Famous People Talk Shit About Other Famous People

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Corey Taylor On Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pictorial: 'Save Your F--king Money'

According to Blabbermouth.net, Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has slammed actress Lindsay Lohan's 10-page nude pictorial in Playboy magazine, claiming that she looks "like a series of toll booths".

Taylor has been on a solo tour for the past few weeks, combining acoustic performances with audience interaction and readings from his book "Seven Deadly Sins".

During a recent stop on the trek, Taylor said, "If anyone hasn't seen the Lindsey Lohan Playboy shots yet, save your fucking money. She looks like a series of toll booths. She looks like somebody has f--king tossed their f--king change into it, and you're just like... ugh. I didn't know you could airbrush that much — I've gotta be honest - because her body is, like, it's okay, but her face but her face is, like, [gives look of disgust]. It's like somebody opened the Ark Of The Covenant at the end of [the] 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark' [movie], you know what I'm saying?! That one dude who's just melting like a motherf--ker. He's like [extends face with his mouth wide open]. Boo [gives one thumb down]."

In a 2007 interview, Taylor has blasted the media for devoting coverage to troubled stars, including Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. The singer claimed that he was fed up with the publicity given to the likes of "pig" Spears.

Taylor said, "[Britney is] a pig and needs to give it up."

"People have this fascination with mediocrity and gross displays of bullsh-t. It's everywhere. People are intrigued by popular people, but that shit is so precarious it can be gone tomorrow."

"The fact that the public are mesmerized by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and all these miserable people makes me laugh, because those celebrities are more miserable than the people reading about them for escapism."

[Beyoncé]

Bitter flop jealous Brit Brit gets more sales than his shitty bands