Feeling Deep?

[Frostbite]

So for my [stupid as hell] bible [thumping] class, we have to collect random peoples' thoughts on truth. Stupid? I know.

So if anyone's bored/loves me/is feeling deep, please answer these questions for me! Please try not to like, swear and shit. I rather not have to edit the answers too much xD

1. What is truth?
2. Is there an absolute truth?
3. How would you describe the Bible in your own words?
4. Is the Bible a trustworthy, historical document?
5. Do you think Jesus's words are true?

I really don't care if you answer the exact opposite way my school would like you to. Either way, opinions are opinions, and that's what I'm collecting. :[

[C0FFINCASE]

1. What is truth?
The truth is a light illuminating the darkness of despair.
2. Is there an absolute truth?
Yes, 2+2 is always 4. All truth is such.
3. How would you describe the Bible in your own words?
A book constructed and written by men in response to something greater than themselves.
4. Is the Bible a trustworthy, historical document?
Absolutely not. I believe there was a Jesus I believe he did stuff and said stuff similar to what happens in the Bible but is more of a message thing than a historical document.
5. Do you think Jesus's words are true?
In the sense of the general meanings. Not the random interpretations of "hate this or that" but the "love is the greatest commandment" ect. The laws in the Old Testament are written by men, the general uplifting messages and good stuff is all valuable.

I'm an apathetic Catholic. I'm going to hell, no doubts here but I still acknowledged the values of my faith even if its damned me. Note that my beliefs are not 100% accurate for Catholicism.

[Frostbite]

Well I very much appreciate you taking the time to answer those questions. Thank you

[C0FFINCASE]

Welcome .

[Taz]

1. What is truth?
We have been lied to all our lives so i don't know what truth is.
2. Is there an absolute truth?
No because all i know is lies.
3. How would you describe the Bible in your own words?
Someone was bored and made a book.
4. Is the Bible a trustworthy, historical document?
No i don't believe anything it says and never read it.
5. Do you think Jesus's words are true?
Whos Jesus?


Felt like doing it for fun.

[Enjoi]

1. What is truth?
The opposite of lies.
2. Is there an absolute truth?
Yes. As long as you believe, close your eyes, and count to ten. While on crack cocaine.
3. How would you describe the Bible in your own words?
A book some group of people wrote because they got tired of being jewish.
4. Is the Bible a trustworthy, historical document?
Probably not. I believe it's historical to a degree, but I wouldn't follow it.
5. Do you think Jesus's words are true?
That depends on what his words were.

[Taz]

1. What is truth?
The opposite of lies.
2. Is there an absolute truth?
Yes. As long as you believe, close your eyes, and count to ten. While on crack cocaine.
3. How would you describe the Bible in your own words?
A book some group of people wrote because they got tired of being jewish.
4. Is the Bible a trustworthy, historical document?
Probably not. I believe it's historical to a degree, but I wouldn't follow it.
5. Do you think Jesus's words are true?
That depends on what his words were.

Thats some deep shit bro

[Enjoi]

Man I felt like I was sinking while I was typing that.

[Frostbite]

Ahaha thanks you two! My teacher's going to love that XD /sarcasm /win /butseriouslythankyou

[Raivu]

Pure truth, like pure gold, has been found unfit for circulation, because men have discovered that it is far more convenient to adulterate the truth, than to refine themselves.