I'm bout to blow this bitch up

[Enjoi]

I feel like it'd be funny to make a bomb threat, but not funny to go to federal prison.
So I figured I could steal someones wifi and email the principal with a disposable email. Can't decide the safest way to go about it.
Maybe a prepaid cell phone?

[Beyoncé]

How about not doing it?

[Enjoi]

I feel like you'd be the last person to listen to. You're probably just trying to fuck me over.

[CL0V3R]

I'm with gaga on this.

[Enjoi]

[Stapled]

If the feds find this thread you're fucked.

[Enjoi]

I also came to this conclusion once I pressed post.

[Taz]

Loooooooool.

[Beyoncé]

I feel like you'd be the last person to listen to. You're probably just trying to fuck me over.

Yes I'm going to fuck you over by telling you to not call in a bomb threat.

[Enjoi]

Yes I'm going to fuck you over by telling you to not call in a bomb threat.

I already knew this much.
I actually expected you to tell me to get high and just call from my cell phone.

[Skrillex]

Disposable cell phones and a lake near by go together really well

[Omlett]

Disposable cell phones and a lake near by go together really well

Being by a god damn lake doesn't fucking do anything.
Its called Triangulation. If you can call a phone from a lake, you can get traced back to it.

[Stapled]

Being by a god damn lake doesn't fucking do anything.
Its called Triangulation. If you can call a phone from a lake, you can get traced back to it.

That's why you throw the phone into the lake.

[Enjoi]

Or a sledge hammer if you're feeling ridiculous.

[CL0V3R]

Or how about we just don't do it?
Then we don't have trry about cell phones, lakes, and the possibly of getting the feds involved.