1. Gaga releases her single 'Born This Way' in February, reaches one million digital sales in a week, debuts at number one on the billboard charts and stays there for 6 weeks. Anthem of our generation, something your faves never done.

2. Beyonce releases her lead single 'Run the World (Girls)..... didn't do so well

3. Gaga releases her 2nd single 'Judas' which quickly climbs to number one on the itunes top 10, debuts at number 10 on the billboard charts.... falls from there

4. Gaga releases a promo single which ends up doing better than her real single so they kill off 'Judas' and release The Edge of Glory as a single (which slayed)

5. Bey releases her 2nd single. Forever stays in the top 20 moteOkay:

6. Gaga's album "Born This Way" gets released (without ever leaking) and sells 1.1 million copies in the first week IN THE U.S. ALONE. Selling almost 3 million WW first week. Album of the year and it forever makes your faves irrelevant

7. Bey's album comes out, sells about 350,000 copies first week without a hit single and has been slaying ever since.

8. Britney ended up being irrelevant

9. Gaga shows up as a man at the VMA's

10. Bey is preggers, her fetus being more famous and successful than most of your favorite artists

And that's pretty much it. I'm glad I could catch ya'll up