1000 ways to die

[Stormie]

I saw this one where a girl was masturbating with a carrot and an un shaved part of the carrot cut her and let air inside her body, obviously killing her. The more you know.

[Space Cowboy]

I saw this one where a girl was masturbating with a carrot and an un shaved part of the carrot cut her and let air inside her body, obviously killing her. The more you know.

Hehe, yeah. That was fucking hilarious.
My favorite one when like an ex-nazi was shot in the head and he lived. A bullet stayed in his brains. At one point in his life he hit his head against refrigerator and the bullet just knocked his brains in.