Epic meal time ain't got nothing on me

[Elliot]

That's right. We've got fakon, we've got chocolate, we've got waffles, we've got MORE FAKON! All in one delicious chocolate covered fakon waffle wrap.

[Plobby]

Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble. But that's not real bacon. So no, maybe next time. :p

[Elliot]

But vegetarians don't eat pigs .

[Souleater]

Non-vegetarians eat meat. It gives a good source of natural protein and essential minerals.

[Elliot]

Non-vegetarians eat meat. It gives a good source of natural protein and essential minerals.

My major problem isn't with the meat itself, but rather how it gets to my table.

[Louphoria]

Awwww you got wittle star patterns on your plate

[Plobby]

On a plate?

[Louphoria]

On a plate?

On that plate.

[Chad]

Cows fart which is suppose to be a part of pollution.
Plants make oxygen in which we need to survive.
I eat the cows. You eat the plants. I'm eating the problem, YOU ARE EATING THE SOLUTION!

//fake rant.