So I just realized

[C0FFINCASE]

I haven't looked at porn in almost a month. I realized this while making Eggos, it wasn't "Hey I haven't looked at porn" it was "Slutload"*this was accompined by odd sensation of a wave shooting from the front of my head to the back* followed by"Holy shit that was weird." followed by "Wait, have I not looked at porn in a month?" followed by "Whatever man, back to eating."
I suppose at least I didn't carry on one of my inner dialogues.

[Taz]

After you ate you masterbated?

[C0FFINCASE]

After you ate you masterbated?

I did not. I had to go to a stupid company picnic.

[Kain]

Lul .

[C0FFINCASE]

And they tells me it’s wrong
So why does it feel so dog gone right
Gotta stay clean, in the day time
Ohhh, but baby just wait until tonight

Bonus internets if you know where that's from.