You can join in with me and my friend's funeral!
It's really innovative. Everyone dresses in bright colors and comes to the funeral venue, you give a good-bye speech, lie down in the coffin, and take a painless, lethal injection.

It's fun! and nobody's as sad that you're dead because they know you went willingly and happily. We will both be each other's lethal-injection-bearers.

BTW: We're doing this when I turn 35 and she's 37