national sex day

[ccgamer]

It is tommorrow.
Enjoy that thought.

[CL0V3R]

There is a national sex day?

[ccgamer]

Yes. If thhere wasn't, there is now.

[Kain]

I can dig it.

[Taz]

Oh man its over for that bro!
I'm totally gonna get the laid!
Just kidding i'll try tho.

[CL0V3R]

Interesting.
Well now I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

[ccgamer]

Succeed.
Do it.
Just. Do. It.
I'm kidding.
I won't.
Fears.
So. Many. Fears.
Awkward.
XD

Dude. A girl at my old school is giving out free blowjobs for the day.

[Kain]

Wowowowow.

Free blowjobs?

[ccgamer]

Yes.
Free blowjobs.

[CL0V3R]

It's kay. I'll show you how.
I'll be the man, you be the women.
I'll teach you things, many things
Shhhh don't be afraid. ;D
/Endsupercreepymode

But ew seriously? D:

[Kain]

I would like a free blowjob.
._.

[ccgamer]

Teach me your ways
/entercreepymode
Show me. Teach me.
/end

Yes seriously xP

[Taz]

I would like a free blowjob.
._.

Where you live?

[ccgamer]

Where you live?

Florida.
Get 'ere bitch.

[Kain]

3315 Harrow Rd, Spring Hill, 34606, Florida

[Ethan]

Lol, blowjobs in school. Reminds me of the bathroom girls.

Let me tell you a story about 3 girls who were sophomores at the time. They all had a bunch of numbers of guys and would call them one by one to the south wing bathroom on the second floor (the least checked bathroom) and would give them blowjobs. Some guys even went back for more. These girls took pride in their dicksucking so they shall forever be known as the bathroom girls.

[Kain]

Lol, blowjobs in school. Reminds me of the bathroom girls.

Let me tell you a story about 3 girls who were sophomores at the time. They all had a bunch of numbers of guys and would call them one by one to the south wing bathroom on the second floor (the least checked bathroom) and would give them blowjobs. Some guys even went back for more. These girls took pride in their dicksucking so they shall forever be known as the bathroom girls.

At my old school, a chick gave some guy a blowjob in the hallway.
funny stuff.

[ccgamer]

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[Ethan]

Wow, that is ghetto Kain. LMAO.

[Kain]

My area is ghetto as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[C0FFINCASE]

Florida.
Get 'ere bitch.

3315 Harrow Rd, Spring Hill, 34606, Florida

Is here as well.

Today is national pick your poison day.
Reason that a drinking holiday comes before sex holiday?
Reasoning behind tomorrow being national sex day is 6/9. See what they did there? 69. Doesn't really equal sex though, more of oral day.

[C0FFINCASE]

Dang are you serious i got summerschool and i saw a guy gettin sucked by a girl in the cafiteria lawl he was like OMG OMG OMG OMG GTFO ME lmao it was funney as hell xD (but nasty that girl was nasty!!!)

Reason this is a lie: Guy trying to not get a blowjob = logical fallacy.

[Torian]

I'm extremely perverted and I wouldn't even fuck around. Yall are nastyyyyy

[Omlett]

Time to get my lady romancing skills on.

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