All of the hot gay guys are GONE D:

[Martin]

I hate the gays that are so gay it's like, wow. Stop.
But I like the gay guys that are still manly and don't have high pitched voices.
My neighbors are gay. They're awesome.
But kids at my school that are gay. It's like. Wow dude really? Walking like women, talking like them. Just urks me.

[Frostbite]

I'm sure they try really hard to alter their vocal cords and hormones just to piss you off.
I like straight people, just not the ignorant ones that think some gay people TRY to talk a certain way.