Had a talk today

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about jazz in a class. Kenny G was brought up. I for the first time spoke in that class to quote on of my favorite jazz players, Mr. Pat Metheny.
I know this quote because I consider it one of the best flames ever and the fact a professional highly regarded musician published it to the web on his website made my day back when:
"Kenny G plays the dumbest music on the planet' - something that all 8- to 11-year [old] kids on the planet already intrinsically know."
"When Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, f*cked up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible. He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused [sic] musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, sh*t all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years, developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician. By disrespecting Louis, his legacy and by default, everyone who has ever tried to do something positive with improvised music and what it can be, Kenny G has created a new low point in modern culture - something that we all should be totally embarrassed about - and afraid of."

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Kenny G kind of looks like Weird Al.

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Kenny G kind of looks like Weird Al.

If you use South Park logic Kenny G is Weird Al