This Is Awesome

[Souleater]

Fuck yea.

[Taz]

I would love to have that when zombies attack in 2019.
I made up 2019 because everyone can make up storys of when the world is going to end

[mustafa716]

that makes me wish for a zombie apocalypse that would be sweet

[Kain]

>beercandle forums

[Souleater]

[Chad]

It's not enough.

[Souleater]

It's not enough.

Its never enough.

[Gabe]

Define "enough"

[Souleater]

Define "enough"

About 1oo,ooo rounds per zombie.

[Gabe]

I was thinking more along the lines of 100,562?

[Souleater]

I was thinking more along the lines of 100,562?

Well enough to melt the body from brass rounds.

[Gabe]

Touche. But what if I have lead ammo?

[Souleater]

Touche. But what if I have lead ammo?

It doesn't perforate the body as well as brass does.

[Omlett]

get some dragons breath rounds.

[Souleater]

get some dragons breath rounds.

Dragon's Breath rounds suck. Those rounds would make your weapon jam more often then not.

[Gabe]

Fine, I'll set out at plastic rounds. Plastic sounds perfect.

[Souleater]

Fine, I'll set out at plastic rounds. Plastic sounds perfect.

Why plastic?

[Drakonid]

You Americans and your fascination over firearms.

[Gabe]

Because it takes millions of years to decompose. So using my faulty logic, as long as the bullet stays in the zombie, it'll give it millions of years of pain. I said my logic was faulty.

[Drakonid]

silly gabe, zombies feel no pain.

[Souleater]

Because it takes millions of years to decompose. So using my faulty logic, as long as the bullet stays in the zombie, it'll give it millions of years of pain. I said my logic was faulty.

Well the whole point of shooting a zombie is to kill it since zombies don't feel pain. And if you wanted to shoot something and cause it immense pain, use either white sulfur or depleted uranium rounds.

[Gabe]

No one said I thought my ideas out . Soul those seem a bit more difficult to find? I was thinking water gunning hydrochloric acid into the zombies eyes so they can no longer see, then toying with them until I feel like killing them.

[Souleater]

No one said I thought my ideas out . Soul those seem a bit more difficult to find? I was thinking water gunning hydrochloric acid into the zombies eyes so they can no longer see, then toying with them until I feel like killing them.

You can find anything on the black market. And on another note: zombies don't rely on seeing as much as they do hearing and smell. Just for the record.

[Gabe]

My zombie are not up to the latest version hmm. Apply hydrochloric acid to whole body then? Infinity molarity.

[Souleater]

My zombie are not up to the latest version hmm. Apply hydrochloric acid to whole body then? Infinity molarity.

That wouldn't stop them from trying to feast on your brains. It would slow them down, but not much.

[Gabe]

I try and find new ways of killing the zombies without a gun, and you people just find flaws >.>

[Souleater]

I try and find new ways of killing the zombies without a gun, and you people just find flaws >.>

Its not flaws if it won't technically kill them. I take Zombie Apocalypse stuff very seriously. Don't you remember my guide from 1.0?

[Gabe]

I do vaguely remember this, but my mind does not allow me to remember specifics. So, if under attack, I can visit you correct?

[Souleater]

I do vaguely remember this, but my mind does not allow me to remember specifics. So, if under attack, I can visit you correct?

Yep. I will train you to shoot a weapon and it should only take about 4 hours total, and you'll be shooting zombies in the head in no time.

[Gabe]

The extent of my weapon training is my dad's shotgun. I feel that this will be useless when zombies are mobbing me and I have a close range weapon. So I appreciate your help!

[Snow-kun]

Molotov works well.

[Gabe]

But my ideas are eccentric