I live in California so spring break starts after this weekend.
Basically, i dont want to go to school tomorrow and my mom will only let me stay home if,
A. im really sick or B. do nothing all day ex. pep rally's /assemblies.
i need a good excuse to stay home, my brother will most likely back me up so we can both stay home.
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- 22 Apr. 2011 05:02am #1
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- 22 Apr. 2011 05:04am #2
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you testical hurts.
- 22 Apr. 2011 05:08am #4
This is what you can say:
Option A: Someone gonna bring a gun to school and I don't feel like dying today.
Option B: My tummy hurts and I don't want to risk shitting in my pants infront of all the hot chicks
Option C: I just want to stay home because I don't want to go to school. Go make me a sandwich.
Option D: I couldn't sleep last night because i had a headache which made me stay up all night.. (get some lemon and squeeze it in your eyes...)
Option B and D are the best.. Works all the time..
- 22 Apr. 2011 05:09am #5
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- 22 Apr. 2011 05:11am #6
What staple said.
Or just ditch with a friend who got early release.. and is able to drive u home..
- 22 Apr. 2011 05:11am #7
think squirting a lemon in your eyes is worth it?
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- 22 Apr. 2011 05:15am #8
To ditch school for the rest of the day.
Hell ya.. After all the pain only last for 5 mins?
Just do it.. then tell ur mom the excuse.. then go to the bathroom.. pretend to take a shit... and wash it out..
Steps on how to make her believe you.
The excuse is that u had a headache and tummy ache for the whole night.. stay up and flush the toilet every other hour.. wake up the next day squirt the lemon.. tell your mom.. and ta da..
- 22 Apr. 2011 05:21am #9
Early or late, fill a cup of water and chew some kind of food and spit it in the cup, mix it around, add a yellow color to it, preferably orange juice...and set it behind the toilet where no one can see it. Before its time for school complain of stomach pains. When your mom is near or even if she isnt, spill it on a little of the toilet and floor, then pour the rest in the toilet, while doing so make vomitting noises, tell her you threw up. If she asks for proof, show her the mess. I mixed salsa juice in with it to disguise the orange scent.
hope I was of some help...its alot less painfull than lemons in eyes and such..and less humiliating than shitting your pants~
- 22 Apr. 2011 05:30am #10
Lol.. u don't have to do the lemons but it'll make it seem like you have pink eye
- 22 Apr. 2011 02:50pm #11
Smoke pot, Then use arctic eye drops. Your eyes will be as white as an albino black man.
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Do this: leave like you are going to school, then ditch. Ta-da. Always worked for me when I was in high school.
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- 23 Apr. 2011 02:27am #14