I have a sister named Wendy.

**Kain** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:12pm

And if you asked her if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's backwards. Cause she's weird.

Cause she has, like, a husband, and two children. And they have a family photo on top of their VCR, where they're all lookin' slightly to the left.

As though somethin' is going on over there.

The camera is right in front of you.

But I guess something happened to the left, that made everybody happy.

Except my sister is crosseyed.

So on eye is right on.

**Supra** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:17pm

Dude, weird
.

---------- Post added at 11:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:14 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Kain

And if you asked her if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's backwards. Because she's weird.

[B]Because she has, like, a husband, and two children. And they have a family photo on top of their VCR, where they're all lookin' slightly to the left.

As though somethin' is going on over there.

The camera is right in front of you.

But I guess something happened to the left, that made everybody happy.

Except my sister is crosseyed.

So one eye is right on.

Fixed. .

**Kain** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:19pm

Originally Posted by Kain

And if you asked her if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's backwards. 'Cause she's weird.

Cause she has, like, a husband, and two children. And they have a family photo on top of their VCR, where they're all lookin' slightly to the left.

As though somethin' is going on over there.

The camera is right in front of you.

But I guess something happened to the left, that made everybody happy.

Except my sister is crosseyed.

So one eye is right on.

You fixed the first part wrong.

**Supra** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:25pm

you were describing her

**Kain** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:29pm

I was typing with an accent.
The ' denotes that I have removed the usual 'be' from the beginning of the word.

**C0FFINCASE** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:31pm

I've seen that stand up

**Kain** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:32pm

Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE

I've seen that stand up

Mitch Hedberg is a genius.

**C0FFINCASE** · 19 Apr. 2011 11:34pm

Originally Posted by Kain

Mitch Hedberg is a genius.

Tosh is a genius I saw him and some one else preform live a week or so ago, though Tosh wasn't preforming really. It was a speaker series, he did a lot of stand up stuff but he did a huge amount of interaction with the audience. He was amazing.