Heard...

[BooBearSH]

Heard this from a "friend"

"If a tree falls in the forest and the only person around is your wife/girlfriend, does it make a noise? You better believe it because you know for damn sure she's going to be bitching about it."

[Kain]

Better question: If a tree falls in a forest, and girls are the only people around to hear it are girls, why the fuck is a forest in a kitchen?

[BooBearSH]

I know quite a few women who deserve to be OUT of the kitchen, because they suck at cooking... aka my girlfriend.

[Shell]

Better question: If a tree falls in a forest, and girls are the only people around to hear it are girls, why the fuck is a forest in a kitchen?

Dude that three house the gnomes make their cookies in, theres a tree in thier kitchen