[tut] How to make a (dangerous) homemade variation of pepper spray.

[noob]

I pass on this recipe to LG in the hope that it spreads. I'd patent it but the stupid Geneva Convention made sure that nobody would accept it. Use at other's risk, or your own if someone uses it on you. I can personally testify to its effectiveness.

UPDATE: If somebody wants the original recipe I will sell you the missing ingredients for 25,000 LG.

Ingredients: (makes one large or medium dispenser full)

One small bottle of vodka (or rubbing alcohol if you can't find vodka) - about 300 ml
Clean cotton sock - 1 (DO NOT WEAR IT AFTER USING IT IN THIS RECIPE, OR YOU WILL FUCKING REGRET IT UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE.)
A handful of ground cayenne
six cloves of garlic, ground
15-25 ml of Tabasco sauce (the hotter the better)
10 each red and green chili peppers, ground to a paste (hottest you can find)
A spray dispenser - to use the final product (preferably an old can of generic pepper spray to fool the cops and the Feds.)

Note - this is a scaled down version of the original, which has a few more ingredients that I will not care to mention.

Method:

Mix all the ingredients together, stirring vigorously for 10 minutes. Then place in freezer in a closed, labeled container warning of the contents, shaking once a day. Allow to mature for a month before using, but strength increases depending on how long it keeps. Strain through the aforementioned sock, and place in container.

WARNING: TAKE CAUTION WHEN USING AND PREPARING THE SAME, BECAUSE THE FORMULA CAN CAUSE PERMANENT BLINDNESS. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

[The Winner]

Holy Shit...
Time for some revenge on a couple people...