Wow

[Eli]

I've just been contacted by my cousin that I haven't seen in like a looong time, I honestly can't remember the last time that I've talked to her.

She just found me on facebook, and I don't know what to say, help?!?

[Kain]

"Hey, how've you been?"

Try that.

[Drakonid]

horny m 18, u?

[Martin]

horny m 18, u?

This .

[Kain]

=3=? Maybe something like Hey
Her: Hey.
You: how have you been! its been so long!
Her: YA ikr? totally. ya jsut chillin at my house in (put state name here)
you: cool cool. I am bored s o imight get off.
Her: k bye!
You: BYE!

God dammit, why are you so fucking annoying?
SHIT

[Kain]

Its what i do bra SO either get over it or be a fag and cry about it.

It's brah.


You're implying only fags cry, which is a great way to convince the child population to hold in their emotions, turning them into complete and total assholes who only really want a hug from Dad.

Way to go, you screw everything up.

[Kain]

The worlds not on me. and also i did that so you would try to Correct me. ALRIGHT you did! lol.

The world IS on your children.

OH WAIT.
You're not gonna have children.
The way you act is the greatest way to repel women known to man.

Trying to bait people into correcting you is called "Making myself look retarded when nobody realizes what I was doing in the first place".

You are possibly the stupidest person.

[Eli]

You guys enjoy trolling me when I post something serious.
Lovely.

[Kain]

You guys enjoy trolling me when I post something serious.
Lovely.

I wasn't trolling.

Why do you have satisfaction thinking i'm the one who acts like this in real life? Cause i don't. I act way different. And You must not know about my Girlfriend do you?

I don't have satisfaction in it.

But now I know that you enjoy being an internet tough guy because you can't actually stand up to shit in real life.

AND, anyone can lie about having a girlfriend broski.

[Eli]

I wasn't trolling.

I don't have satisfaction in it.

But now I know that you enjoy being an internet tough guy because you can't actually stand up to shit in real life.

AND, anyone can lie about having a girlfriend broski.

Not you.

[Kain]

kk <3

[Supra]

Its what i do bra SO either get over it or be a fag and cry about it.

enough with that word. Reported.

[Stapled]

1) Block her
2) ????
3) Profit?

[Martin]

I trolled you cause.
It's your cousin, not a secret lover. Unless you roll that way?
It's familia. Just say hi.

[NotNeccesary]

talk about how much you missed her and how you've been dreaming of her ever since you last saw her.

[Taz]

=3=? Maybe something like Hey
Her: Hey.
You: how have you been! its been so long!
Her: YA ikr? totally. ya jsut chillin at my house in (put state name here)
you: cool cool. I am bored s o imight get off.
Her: k bye!
You: BYE!

thts h0w m0nter g3ts a11 th3 b1tchs.

[Stapled]

thts h0w m0nter g3ts a11 th3 b1tchs.

That's pretty much how I do it minus the chloroform.