I've never heard someone call Minora "Lg's bitch".
To me it seems like you are just making simple guides just to make them but you aren't really trying.
I believe each guide should take about 30min to make including thinking it out and stuff.
I remember Raviu used to make the best guides.
My nerf one took about 30mins i interviewed all the neighbor hood kids and said Recon CS-6 was the best.