It's been on week since you looked at me,
Cocked your head to one side and said, "I'm angry."
Five days since you laughed at me, saying,
"Get that together, come back and see me."
Three days since the living room.
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you.
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me,
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry.
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink,
As I make you stop, think.
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss;
And I like the sushi, 'cause it's never touched a frying pan.
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes,
Big like LeAnn Rimes,
Because I'm all about value.
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.
You try to match wits; you try to hold me but I bust through.
Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show.
Mine's about a Back-Hoe.
There'll be a big sound from the pavement.
Gonna make a break and take a fake.
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake.
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours.
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow,
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad.
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
It's been one week since you looked at me.
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy."
Five days since you tackled me.
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon.
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me,
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry.
Chickity China the Chinese chicken.
Have a drumstuck and your brain stops tickin'.
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on.
We're dans la maison.
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one.
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic.
Like Sting, I'm tantric.
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy.
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films.
Okay, I don't make films,
But if I did they'd have a Samurai.
Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch.
Hey, that's my lunch.
Yoda's a really, really old guy.
Gonna get a set a' better clubs.
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing.
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon,
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Tryin' hard to smile though I feel bad.
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.
I have a history of taking off my shirt.
It's been one week since you looked at me.
Dropped your arms to your sides and say, "I'm sorry."
Five days since I laughed at you and said,
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do."
Three days since the living room.
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday, you just smiled at me,
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry.
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- 07 Dec. 2009 12:10am #1
Digimon fans should appreciate...
- 07 Dec. 2009 12:12am #2
- 07 Dec. 2009 12:12am #3
You're not supposed to read it. Anyone who knows what it is already knows it all [kinda]. ^_^
- 07 Dec. 2009 12:17am #4
- 07 Dec. 2009 12:24am #5
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LMFAO at defy's picture.
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- 07 Dec. 2009 01:02am #6
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- 07 Dec. 2009 04:33am #7
It's the most badass song that appeared in the movie. It's by Barenaked Ladies. It just happened to be so badass that they put it in the movie. It wasn't made for the movie.
- 07 Dec. 2009 03:03pm #8
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- 07 Dec. 2009 08:07pm #9
Me either. But as soon as I heard it, my friend and I looked up the artist and song title, and have loved it ever since.