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03 Jan. 2011, 01:13am
Omlett

No fap January

Whos in.
you get to do it once more before you have to quit.

which reminds me, i need a collegerules.com login :s
03 Jan. 2011, 01:18am
Torian

You casual, it's all about No Fap 2011
03 Jan. 2011, 01:20am
gotxbrain

you both casual, it's all about no fap 21st century
03 Jan. 2011, 01:21am
Drakonid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torian

You casual, it's all about No Fap 2011

I call that, and raise to No Fap 2012

Minora: too late.
03 Jan. 2011, 01:22am
Omlett

Stop 1-up'ing me.
03 Jan. 2011, 01:26am
Stormie

Eh, I'll try for January, but no promises. ;D
03 Jan. 2011, 01:44am
CL0V3R

I'm good. I never got the point of no fap months honestly. o__O;
03 Jan. 2011, 01:57am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL0V3R

I'm good. I never got the point of no fap months honestly. o__O;

i really think unless your going to have sex with a girl or you go out with them what i do if i have a date with a girl i fap as much as i can when i am taking a shower i am 16 since i have a car could have sex with out a condom^^ and i think it bad to not fap cuz if you do when she have sex you cum when you fap allot you could last longer in sex^^
03 Jan. 2011, 01:58am
gotxbrain

wait wait what? first of all, tmi, second

GRAMMAR, run on sentences are bad, plus they're confusing, especially when you throw^^ random faces in there, it's annoying, so just stop it,,,,,,
03 Jan. 2011, 02:00am
CL0V3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

i really think unless your going to have sex with a girl or you go out with them what i do if i have a date with a girl i fap as much as i can when i am taking a shower i am 16 since i have a car could have sex with out a condom^^ and i think it bad to not fap cuz if you do when she have sex you cum when you fap allot you could last longer in sex^^

Wut? Did you just say you like having sex with out a condom? If she isn't on the pill broski that's a good way to get someone preggers.
Don't be stupid with kind of shit okay. Also on a second note what the what?
03 Jan. 2011, 02:00am
Omlett

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minora

wait wait what? first of all, tmi, second

GRAMMAR, run on sentences are bad, plus they're confusing, especially when you throw^^ random faces in there, it's annoying, so just stop it,,,,,,

i like the way you think
03 Jan. 2011, 02:05am
Beyoncé

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

i really think unless your going to have sex with a girl or you go out with them what i do if i have a date with a girl i fap as much as i can when i am taking a shower i am 16 since i have a car could have sex with out a condom^^ and i think it bad to not fap cuz if you do when she have sex you cum when you fap allot you could last longer in sex^^

This one is a keeper
03 Jan. 2011, 02:12am
Torian

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL0V3R

I'm good. I never got the point of no fap months honestly. o__O;

If you go without masturbating for a weekish, the next time you masturbate, you'll blow a huge ass load of pure white cum. Also it's a challenge for people like me that get bored super fast and result to masturbating to pass the time.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:15am
Martin

I failed no fap 2011 at about 1 am
03 Jan. 2011, 02:15am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL0V3R

Wut? Did you just say you like having sex with out a condom? If she isn't on the pill broski that's a good way to get someone preggers.
Don't be stupid with kind of shit okay. Also on a second note what the what?

My Grammar suck i know i am trying my best to do this give me a break.Let me try my best here we go. Ok unless you know your not going to fuck no one then don't masturbate.I really think you should be ready let say i going out with a girl i really think you guys should masturbate in the shower when you got a date and the day before as much as you can. Why you may ask. well cuz you would last longer and if possible always have a condom on your wallet if you know you can't then masturbate as much as you can the day before or in the shower just in case she tell you or you guys make her horny and that way you are sure you won't cum fast.

Do you understand i am trying my best to explain it.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:18am
Chad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torian

If you go without masturbating for a weekish, the next time you masturbate, you'll blow a huge ass load of pure white cum. Also it's a challenge for people like me that get bored super fast and result to masturbating to pass the time.

I think we can do it. Maybe. I give you a week.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:19am
chowchig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

My Grammar suck i know i am trying my best to do this give me a break.Let me try my best here we go. Ok unless you know your not going to fuck no one then don't masturbate.I really think you should be ready let say i going out with a girl i really think you guys should masturbate in the shower when you got a date and the day before as much as you can. Why you may ask. well cuz you would last longer and if possible always have a condom on your wallet if you know you can't then masturbate as much as you can the day before or in the shower just in case she tell you or you guys make her horny and that way you are sure you won't cum fast.

Do you understand i am trying my best to explain it.

How old are you 16?

Are you some dropout? I can't see how you aren't able to use grammar.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:21am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torian

If you go without masturbating for a weekish, the next time you masturbate, you'll blow a huge ass load of pure white cum. Also it's a challenge for people like me that get bored super fast and result to masturbating to pass the time.

This is kinda what i was trying to say if you don't masturbate and let say a girl want to have sex with you will blow a huge ass load of pure white cum and you will be done fast if you masturbate allot you will last longer and she will like to have sex with you cuz you last.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:21am
Omlett

1m 14 an my gramer is reely good do'nt you think.cuz im traned in inglish.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:22am
Drakonid

Did that guy just said he can have sex without a condom because he has a car?
03 Jan. 2011, 02:22am
Beyoncé

Quote:

Originally Posted by chowchig

How old are you 16?

Are you some dropout? I can't see how you aren't able to use grammar.

He's 7 pretending that he gets laid all the time.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:23am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by chowchig

How old are you 16?

Are you some dropout? I can't see how you aren't able to use grammar.

my first language is Spanish so i don't allot of English i try my best i am not in the usa.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:25am
Drakonid

My first language is also Spanish, but i r pro @ enligsh.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:25am
Beyoncé

His name isn't deathloser for nothing
03 Jan. 2011, 02:26am
Drakonid

HE BE PRO TOO!!!! D=<
asdasd
03 Jan. 2011, 02:26am
Omlett

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakonid

My first language is also Spanish, but i r pro @ enligsh.

arent you like 20 though?
03 Jan. 2011, 02:27am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakonid

Did that guy just said he can have sex without a condom because he has a car?

I never said i can have sex without a condom because i have a car. I said if you masturbate allot you could have sex without a condom cuz you last longer.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:28am
Beyoncé

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

I never said i can have sex without a condom because i have a car. I said if you masturbate allot you could have sex without a condom cuz you last longer.

So logical.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:29am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakonid

HE BE PRO TOO!!!! D=<
asdasd

i started English last year so sorry guys i don't now about grammar allot.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:29am
Drakonid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

I never said i can have sex without a condom because i have a car. I said if you masturbate allot you could have sex without a condom cuz you last longer.

You sure bro?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

i really think unless your going to have sex with a girl or you go out with them what i do if i have a date with a girl i fap as much as i can when i am taking a shower i am 16 since i have a car could have sex with out a condom^^ and i think it bad to not fap cuz if you do when she have sex you cum when you fap allot you could last longer in sex^^

Gangsta: 18, and when I was 16, I didn't suck that bad...
03 Jan. 2011, 02:30am
Torian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

I never said i can have sex without a condom because i have a car. I said if you masturbate allot you could have sex without a condom cuz you last longer.

Not true. I can last long with and without a regular schedule of masturbation.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:32am
CL0V3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torian

If you go without masturbating for a weekish, the next time you masturbate, you'll blow a huge ass load of pure white cum. Also it's a challenge for people like me that get bored super fast and result to masturbating to pass the time.

I suppose you're right, once I didn't fap for six months. (No joke)
The one time I finally gave in it was amazing. ;__;
Puuuree amazing.
Oh god. ;__;
03 Jan. 2011, 02:34am
Torian

I can envision you spasming for a good 40 seconds after that schlick.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:35am
CL0V3R

Probably so. I don't remember it was like hella long time ago.
03 Jan. 2011, 02:35am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL0V3R

I suppose you're right, once I didn't fap for six months. (No joke)
The one time I finally gave in it was amazing. ;__;
Puuuree amazing.
Oh god. ;__;

CLOVER How old are you?
03 Jan. 2011, 02:36am
chowchig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

my first language is Spanish so i don't allot of English i try my best i am not in the usa.

Spanish was my first language, and yet I can form sentences pretty well.

<--- Hates people who use the excuse "Blah was my first language"
03 Jan. 2011, 02:43am
Deathloser

Quote:

Originally Posted by chowchig

Spanish was my first language, and yet I can form sentences pretty well.

<--- Hates people who use the excuse "Blah was my first language"

Ok do you go to school in the usa cuz damn i wish i went to a school were they could tech me everything in English.
03 Jan. 2011, 03:03am
chowchig

Yes, I did, but according to your logic. I shouldn't be able to speak/write Spanish, yet I can do both with superior quality.
03 Jan. 2011, 03:14am
Maverick

You guy's are funny I haven't fapped for about 8 months. I guess going out with some one who loves spending time together makes you for get about it all together, plus you don't have time to.

---------- Post added at 07:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:12 PM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by chowchig

Spanish was my first language, and yet I can form sentences pretty well.

<--- Hates people who use the excuse "Blah was my first language"

American is my first language. xD
03 Jan. 2011, 03:21am
C0FFINCASE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

This is kinda what i was trying to say if you don't masturbate and let say a girl want to have sex with you will blow a huge ass load of pure white cum and you will be done fast if you masturbate allot you will last longer and she will like to have sex with you cuz you last.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathloser

This is kinda what i was trying to say if you don't masturbate and let say a girl want to have sex with you will blow a huge ass load of pure white cum and you will be done fast if you masturbate allot you will last longer and she will like to have sex with you cuz you last.

Honestly I find no correlation between sex and masturbation. You masturbate to get off, you have sex and try to last. Different goals, different mind set, different results. I can get off in a minute if I want, but I can fuck a girl for like an hour and a half and not be close.
Also you have sex without a condom and you'll be leaking precum filled with sperm into the bitch and she is as likely as ever to get pregnant. So you have fun with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL0V3R

I suppose you're right, once I didn't fap for six months. (No joke)
The one time I finally gave in it was amazing. ;__;
Puuuree amazing.
Oh god. ;__;

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torian

I can envision you spasming for a good 40 seconds after that schlick.

So I'm out. Not that I was ever in. But yeah. Combination of mental images and the one picture I've seen of Cl0V3R = hot.

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