Well guys.

[Taz]

My left testicle was hurting a while ago and it stopped but im going to a physical and flu shot at my doctor tomorrow so ima tell her.
I think my life is gonna change tomorrow but what ever lets see what happens hope its not what i think it is.

[Omlett]

My left testicle was hurting a while ago and it stopped but im going to a physical and flu shot at my doctor tomorrow so ima tell her.
I think my life is gonna change tomorrow but what ever lets see what happens hope its not what i think it is.

you have testicular cancer. Umad?

[Taz]

you have testicular cancer. Umad?

If i have it yes i will be mad.

[Elliot]

You probably just hit it. Although it doesn't hurt to be on the safe side.

[Taz]

You probably just hit it. Although it doesn't hurt to be on the safe side.

Well now it stopped like yesterday.
Can it be cured if i just hit?

[Elliot]

Well now it stopped like yesterday.
Can it be cured if i just hit?

Wat .

[Taz]

Wat .

Forget that.
Good night.

[Drakonid]

testicular torsion maybe.

[Chad]

Testicular tumor. umad?

[Taz]

You guys are funny.
I still haven't went to the doctor i'ma go later.

[Epic Fail]

that's sad.

[C0FFINCASE]

testicular torsion maybe.

No, I had that shit. If he had that he would not be on here. He'd be in the ER screaming at them.

You might have slept on it or have a mild infection or it might just hurt, that happens.

[Drakonid]

Not really, I had that too.
At early stages it's not that painful.

[C0FFINCASE]

Not really, I had that too.
At early stages it's not that painful.

I had no early stages that I noticed. I had terrible pain of doom that was so bad all I could do was laugh and not sit still. Freaking doctors kept me waiting fro like 5 hours in the ER and then told me after the operation that if I'd waited one more hour they'd have had to amputate. I nearly choked the dude right there man.
Once they put me on morphine I was ok but it still hurt like shit, the dude next to me had smoked a laced joint and was tripping balls and screaming so that made my experience that much better.
High lights in retrospective are that at a teaching hospital they paraded me in front of a bunch of interns naked, lots of college chick handled my junk(pre and post op), one hot chick sonagrammed my balls and that involved warm jelly and her hands.

[Shell]

Testicular tumor. umad?

"No luling at cancer."

[Taz]

Well can't go to the doctor today since there is alot of snow and i think its closed.
I'll go tomorrow.

[Drakonid]

I had no early stages that I noticed. I had terrible pain of doom that was so bad all I could do was laugh and not sit still. Freaking doctors kept me waiting fro like 5 hours in the ER and then told me after the operation that if I'd waited one more hour they'd have had to amputate. I nearly choked the dude right there man.
Once they put me on morphine I was ok but it still hurt like shit, the dude next to me had smoked a laced joint and was tripping balls and screaming so that made my experience that much better.
High lights in retrospective are that at a teaching hospital they paraded me in front of a bunch of interns naked, lots of college chick handled my junk(pre and post op), one hot chick sonagrammed my balls and that involved warm jelly and her hands.

No fair, I only had old men handling my balls. D=