Code:
Stranger: CAT FACE
You: Bob 177/Tauren/Hills of Nyadhar
You: Hbu?
Stranger: john 5/arabian/back door
You: It's locked.
You: Good luck getting in
Stranger: O______O
Stranger: i rub my genitals in the direction of the door
You: I use my laser gun to blow off you genitals.
You: *your
You: Congrats
Stranger: i loose 5hp and cast orange peel
You: I believe having your penis and balls blown off would deal a lot more than 5 damage
Stranger: i am a woman o.o
Stranger: it wasn't very effective
You: So the laser was absorbed by your vag, and it killed the baby you were pregnant with.
You: Deal 100 damage
Stranger: The baby died, the explosion in my womb only strengthned my resolve
You: However the laser gun was radioactive, and you now suffer from incurable radiation sickness.
You: You have 2 hours to live.
You: Go skydiving.
Stranger: i use this time to pray to god convert to scientology realise there is no god and die in vain
I had fun with that.