I get a letter in the mail from netspend

[TEMPTii]

It contains a fake, inactive card. I'm at school. My mom takes 10 minutes to text me telling me that I'm in trouble because she found it. She may as well have told me:

John, I have been illegally rummaging through your mail and found a fake credit card that I think is real. I'm going to tell your father like I always do because I can't do anything myself because I'm just a retarded housewife. No hanging out after school. Oh, and by the way, because it's legally yours, I will not give it to you.

[gotxbrain]

sounds like a personal issue.

[Souleater]

Sounds like you should kick your mom in the balls.

[gotxbrain]

As a child, you have no rights. If you call the police they will laugh at you.

[Souleater]

As a child, you have no rights. If you call the police they will laugh at you.

Ro Sham Bo your mom for it.
Make sure you go first.
Profit.

[TEMPTii]

You allow her to talk this way? You should remind her that you are next in charge underneath your father; if she is going to disrespect you again the punishment won't be so light.

Father, forgive me for thinking so highly of her. The deed shall be done.