When you're sittin' on the pot,
And you give it all you got,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

It's made of corn and beans,
And it comes in shades of green,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sittin' in your bed,
And you feel somethin' spread,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When the cops are on your trail,
And you have a monkey tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you smell somethin' funky,
And your pants are feelin' chunky,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin' in the rain,
And you feel somethin' drain,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Some people think it's funny,
But it's good with toast and honey,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Some people think it's funny,
But it's really dark and runny,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're swimmin' in the ocean,
And you feel an explosion,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sittin' in the dirt,
And you feel somethin' squirt,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're climbin' up a ladder,
And you hear somethin' splatter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin' down the hall,
And you feel somethin' fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

It doesn't need to cause you pain,
Just sit and let it rain,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're digging with a shovel,
And you feel somethin' bubble,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you can tell by the small,
That you ain't feelin' well,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Some people think it's poop,
But it's really Campbell's soup,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're carrying your bags,
And you feel somethin' sag,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're standin' in the shower,
And you smell somethin' sour,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're sittin' in the grass,
And somethin' slides out your ass,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you feel a big sag,
And people want to gag,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

It's stinky, brown, and smelly,
As it chugs out of your belly,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.