When you're sittin' on the pot,
And you give it all you got,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's made of corn and beans,
And it comes in shades of green,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sittin' in your bed,
And you feel somethin' spread,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the cops are on your trail,
And you have a monkey tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you smell somethin' funky,
And your pants are feelin' chunky,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin' in the rain,
And you feel somethin' drain,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Some people think it's funny,
But it's good with toast and honey,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Some people think it's funny,
But it's really dark and runny,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're swimmin' in the ocean,
And you feel an explosion,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sittin' in the dirt,
And you feel somethin' squirt,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're climbin' up a ladder,
And you hear somethin' splatter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin' down the hall,
And you feel somethin' fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It doesn't need to cause you pain,
Just sit and let it rain,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're digging with a shovel,
And you feel somethin' bubble,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you can tell by the small,
That you ain't feelin' well,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Some people think it's poop,
But it's really Campbell's soup,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're carrying your bags,
And you feel somethin' sag,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're standin' in the shower,
And you smell somethin' sour,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sittin' in the grass,
And somethin' slides out your ass,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you feel a big sag,
And people want to gag,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
It's stinky, brown, and smelly,
As it chugs out of your belly,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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Thread: Nostalgic Immaturity
- 02 Dec. 2009 02:23pm #1
Nostalgic Immaturity
- 02 Dec. 2009 02:24pm #2
You are a child.
- 03 Dec. 2009 03:46am #3
k. My brother used to sing this all the time. I felt like bringing it back 'cause why not.
- 03 Dec. 2009 03:47am #4
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- 03 Dec. 2009 03:52am #5
Hold your tongue and say Apple!
- 03 Dec. 2009 03:57am #6Look down and spell "Attic".
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I am lady gaga.
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- 03 Dec. 2009 04:18am #9
If you build a red house out of red bricks, a blue house out of blue bricks, a yellow house out of yellow bricks, what would you build a green house out of?
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- 03 Dec. 2009 04:23am #10
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At Tsuna-Wait. Repeat that?*ripes out all my blonde hair* Now I get it.:]
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- 03 Dec. 2009 05:16am #12
I dunt get it.
- 03 Dec. 2009 05:18am #13
Since I fail at sensing sarcasm on the internet, I'm going to assume you guys are all joking when you say you don't get it. It fooled a lot more people when it was spoken, and we were in grade school though.
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- 03 Dec. 2009 05:31am #14
- 03 Dec. 2009 06:08am #15
It's a homonym of sorts. The first three (red, blue, and yellow) are meant to throw the person off and make them over think it a bit as the obvious answer would be "green bricks". But the correct answer is glass. You know, greenhouse, grow some plants, some flowers, probably can't go through a Harvest Moon without seeing one.
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- 03 Dec. 2009 06:26am #16
Eh. I was thinking of a house that's colored green. =/