Why can't

[Stapled]

We Be Friends

[Souleater]

Because too many people dont get that being an internet bad-ass is like winning the special oylmpics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

[Souleater]

Please do go into detail. Every time someone says something bad about me over the internet I get an urge to punch my wall. If I had friends I am almost certain this wouldn't happen. I'd believe they'd say something like ''Hey Robbert, instead of punching your wall why not punch your cat?''. Punching a cat would make for a great stress relief. Seeing as how they can take a hit and are unable to tell anyone about these beatings.

Punch the pussy. Punch it hard.

[Omlett]

Please do go into detail. Every time someone says something bad about me over the internet I get an urge to punch my wall. If I had friends I am almost certain this wouldn't happen. I'd believe they'd say something like ''Hey Robbert, instead of punching your wall why not punch your cat?''. Punching a cat would make for a great stress relief. Seeing as how they can take a hit and are unable to tell anyone about these beatings.

this made my day.
srsly thank you for this xD