Trojan condoms dissapoint me :(

[Omlett]

where the fuck do you live were there are just abandoned houses laying around to have sex in.
da fuck.

[HTML]

I blame the economy.

[Omlett]

Foreclose bro
Most houses here are like that
thats answers gangster question

i kinda envy where you live now.
alas we have no abandoned houses to have sex in.
mainly a few abandoned factories that are sketchy as fuck that people have died in

[Omlett]

Ya there's like at least 5 of them around my block.
They're like my hangouts in a way.
smokehouse/fuckhouse
anyway im still scared

thats awesome.
on a side note, i need condoms but i dont want trojan cause they say the lube smells like shit.
what kind should i get

[HTML]

Foreclose bro
Most houses here are like that
thats answers gangster question

I meant for the condom busting.

[CL0V3R]

Use anything but Trojan seriously I thought this has been discussed before. Lmao
In any case probably not too much, unless she was ovulating at the time there is a very low chance of her getting preggzorsz anyways.
I wouldn't worry about, I've had worse things happen with no babiez.

[C0FFINCASE]

From what I pieced together through the tears your lack of grammar made me cry:
If the condom tears its because you were: a. using it wrong or b. defective.
I get the hate for Trojan for being over priced but I'm a fan, sort of. I can buy Durex and have vice around my cock and writhe in pain or I can something comfortable.
Piss doesn't kill precum. There most likely was some you just lost it in your girlfriend or there wasn't any which happens.
Precum or not you are letting sperm out once you reach a certain state of arousal. The chances of your girlfriend becoming pregnant depends on her really and several factors.

Based on the fact you have a "pop" in there I'm guessing you shoved your dick in a condom and left a bunch of air in the tip and then end up getting some suction or something going on popped the damn thing.

[Chris]

From what I pieced together through the tears your lack of grammar made me cry:
If the condom tears its because you were: a. using it wrong or b. defective.
I get the hate for Trojan for being over priced but I'm a fan, sort of. I can buy Durex and have vice around my cock and writhe in pain or I can something comfortable.
Piss doesn't kill precum. There most likely was some you just lost it in your girlfriend or there wasn't any which happens.
Precum or not you are letting sperm out once you reach a certain state of arousal. The chances of your girlfriend becoming pregnant depends on her really and several factors.

Based on the fact you have a "pop" in there I'm guessing you shoved your dick in a condom and left a bunch of air in the tip and then end up getting some suction or something going on popped the damn thing.

This was the most truthful post here.

Let me explain why, trojan excstacies do not contain the anti-tear weave because they are made larger than their "regular" size, meaning the intention is it will fit largely onto the penis and therefore wouldn't be stretched. The problem with this is the lubricant is also extremely thick which causes sticking and a large amount of suctions. What this means is that there are 2 regular occurrences with this offset;

1. Condom Slipping Off.
2. Condom Heats Up.

When Latex Heats and the Condom slips air can get captured underneath the condom, then with enough force the condom can then be burst like a bubble.

Here are a few tips for the future;

1. Make sure the condom fits properly, if it feels loose try a new type of condom (For Her Pleasure, Trojan-ENZ). If it feels tight try a new type of condom ( Magnum, Ecstasy )
2. Make sure to apply the condom properly, meaning don't leave any extra air in there. The condom shouldn't have any void spaces except the very very tip.
3. Don't keep fucking her after it pops, for god sakes.

[Martin]

Precum has the same possibility of getting a girl pregnant as ejaculation does.

[BooBearSH]

Aren't you that dumbass that had the thread asking for the "quickest route to ____" for my stripper whore's house. I mean... girlfriend's.

[Martin]

Stopped reading after gf because that admitted your story is bullshit.

I lol'd so fucking hard lmao

[BooBearSH]

I lol'd so fucking hard lmao

What the hell? How old are you? You look like that damn Justin Bieber or whatever kid.

[Kain]

This thread is now about my dad. Discuss.

[BooBearSH]

This thread is now about my dad. Discuss.

Your dad fucked your mom. You were fucked up your mom's vagina.

[Omlett]

This thread is now about my dad. Discuss.

wat .

[Martin]

What the hell? How old are you? You look like that damn Justin Bieber or whatever kid.

I'm sorry I'm not overweight michael.

[BooBearSH]

I'm sorry I'm not overweight michael.

I'm proud of being overweight.

Better than looking like Justin Bieber.

[Martin]

I'm proud of being overweight.

Better than looking like Justin Bieber.

I look nothing like him, I don't have his straight hair and his make up.

[BooBearSH]

So you'd rather be at risk of diabetes and heart problems then a reasonably attractive male who females worship?

Eh. Don't need more damn women... too damn many bitchy ones as it is....

[CL0V3R]

Why can't we all just get along!? Q___Q
Baw
No but seriously what is with the trollin' it r dumbz.

[BooBearSH]

I understand. I too have a mother who complains often.

Lol, I wish it was just my mother who complained. Boy those were the days...

[Omlett]

Why can't we all just get along!? Q___Q
Baw
No but seriously what is with the trollin' it r dumbz.

Oh you .

[Omlett]

@ gangsta ahha ay what part of cali do you live?

i live way up north.
like an hour or two awy from Oregon

[Omlett]

i wanna travel up there i hear they have weed farms

its called humboldt county.
yes theres pot everywhere xD