1. Operation: Get Yer ass In here. will become a full-scale project.
2. Jesus will jump up and down in happiness.
3. LG will instantly become 10% more active.
4. I will launch 2 user campaigns using my new botnet of 200,000 computers (including 100 EBU members and 743 GamingGutter members)
5. I will attempt to assassinate George Washington.
6. I will be the president of LG.
7. I would've gotten quite a nice amount of votes.
8. I will most likely run un-apposed.
9. I love making numerical lists about my presidential campaign.
10. All of my apposers are poopy-heads and like to choke on their same gender genitalia.
11. I will help make LG even more active by suggesting huge remodels of the forum structure.
12. I will introduce a large quantity of new programs into the circulation.
13. I will spread LG with share-bots (Post images on image sites, uploads on uploads, etc.)
14. I will not give anyone HIV on purpose by cutting my wrist above their bowls of chilly anymore.
15. The amount of mildly-humorous-numerical-presidential-campaign-promise lists will drastically lower.
16. I will stop asking everyone to vote for me.