Am I pizza hut?

[Chris]

No if you where pizzahut the calls would go more like this;

You: "Hello, thanks for calling PizzaHut."
Me: "Hi"
You: "..."
Me: "..."
You: "Are you planning on ordering something?"
Me: "Yes"
You: "..."
Me: "..."
You: "Do you know what you want to order?"
Me: "Yes"
You: "..."
Me: "..."
You: "What would you like to order?"
Me: "Pizza"
You: "What kind of pizza?"
Me: "The one with the crust."
You: "Would you like toppings?"
Me: "Maybe, can I call you back in like 5 minutes, my dick just got stuck in the door jam need to grab some lub or this is going to sting tomorrow."