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Risetto suru mae ni, nagai - - kon'nichiwa watashi no namae wa robāto "Gikon" shirukudesuga, watashi wa 17-sai no watashi wa 3tsu matawa 4tsu no toshi mae ijō no ronri-tekina gēmā ni kite imasuga, watashi wa ronri to shinjite iru koto o subete shiraseru tame ni kyō, kono messēji o tōkō shite kudasai ne! Gēmā wa shinde iru, soshite watashi wa shinde o imi shimasu. Wareware wa, koko demo,-moto no kanri-sha wa, kare ga kare jishin no zaisei shien ya, jibun jishin no gōi no sukiru o motsu saito o sasshin o shisa shite iruga ore no aibō o minaosu hitsuyō ga arimasu. Watashi wa, kore wa yoi aideada to omoimashita, shika shi, watashi wa hōden wa dōi suru mono to shimasu. Kare wa, bakku nendo koto no sukiru wa, zentai kara kuru hitsuyō ga arimasu kaizō. Dare mo ga ōbun ni pai o haichi suru hitsuyō ga arimasu komyuniti o otetsudai shimasu. Wareware wa mata, wareware wa karera no sekyuriti taisaku no subete o hobo kyōsei -teki ni, naganen niwatatte, wareware wa karera no yuiitsu no kōgeki-sha ga ita, gaia kara bunki suru hitsuyō ga arimasu! Shikashi, wareware wa yori okonau koto ga dekimasu! Wareware wa, kōgeki shi tari, ta no basho o, ta no saito, sonota no komyuniti o hakai! Wareware wa, ronri-tekina mono! Shitsumon wa arimasu ka.