What to do on a 17 hour plane ride?

**Severed** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:33am

Seriously, I needa start thinking of ideas. Don't say fappin.

**Omlett** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:35am

do you have a laptop?
good.
download an emulator of some sort.
i would suggest project 64 (n64 emu)
games like "pokemon stadium" could last me hours

**Severed** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:38am

Lol, no laptop currently. Planning to buy one especially for the trip and for other uses. Any other ideas?

**Omlett** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:42am

Originally Posted by Severed

Lol, no laptop currently. Planning to buy one especially for the trip and for other uses. Any other ideas?

do you have any portables.
ex:[DS,gameboy,psp?
those are always handy.
pokemon is addicting.
also just falling asleep to your ipod could help for a few hours

**TEMPTii** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:46am

Nothing .

**Khayden** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:51am

Stare at the flight attendants, hijack the plane, stare at the people to the left of you

**Severed** · 21 Sep. 2010 12:59am

@gangsta - Planning to bring a couple of Pokemon games along, just in case.
@Temptii - I'm pretty sure being stuck 17 hours in a metal tube would bore you to death.

@Khayden - ohhhhhk....

**Kain** · 21 Sep. 2010 01:15am

Load up your iPod with ambient/drone/Merzbow, pass out til the plane lands.

21 Sep. 2010 01:16am

Read a book.
Or you can always wank it.

**Kain** · 21 Sep. 2010 01:18am

Originally Posted by Defy

Or you can always wank it.

This .

**Severed** · 21 Sep. 2010 01:21am

Originally Posted by Defy

Read a book.
Or you can always wank it.

My parents = What took you so long?
Flight Attendants = Open up in there, or we'll contact the police.

**Kain** · 21 Sep. 2010 01:22am

Listen to this, give me opinions.

Introvert - Dubstep Preview - SoundCloud

21 Sep. 2010 01:25am

Think about what you'll do once it's over.

**Omlett** · 21 Sep. 2010 02:05am

Originally Posted by Kain

Listen to this, give me opinions.

Introvert - Dubstep Preview - SoundCloud

u made this right?
i like it x3
for the most part

**Souleater** · 21 Sep. 2010 03:33am

step one: buy handheld gaming console
Step 2: Play games
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

**Smithno13** · 21 Sep. 2010 04:49am

Originally Posted by Kain

Listen to this, give me opinions.

Introvert - Dubstep Preview - SoundCloud

Hmm, sounds are a bit too harsh. Needs something between changing tones, if that makes sense.

**Google** · 21 Sep. 2010 06:16am

Watch movies or the movie they provide.
mess around with the portable computers they have connected to your sit. It shows the front and back of the plane. Pretty badass

hahahaha and I don't remember if you have access to the interent or not.
1) Talk aggressively in Arabic and let words slip out like, “ka-boom!”
2) Do the ‘Disco’ and make sure you’re poking the guy next to you.
3) Bring Hannah Montana songs on your MP3 and sing along out loud (works best if you’re a grown man).
4) Sneak into the cockpit, turn on the intercom, and ask the pilot out loud what ‘E’ stands for.
5) Wear a disco outfit (star-shaped glasses, a fake afro wig, sparkling shirt and pants and sparkling, high-heeled shoes).
6) Do the Hustle in the aisle.
7) When the stewardess is asking you what you want to eat, pretend like you can’t hear her and keep doing the robot.
Yell the ending to the Harry Potter books.
9) Do the riff to “Crazy Train” on the kazoo.
10) Bring a laptop, tap randomly on the keyboard, and when the stewardess asks you what you want to eat, say, “Just give me one second, I’m hacking the mainframe”.
11) Act gangster, say things to the guy next to you like, “Sup, dawg”, and wear a bandana and put on temporary stickers.
12) Be in the bathroom for a really long time and yell things like, “Oh my God! This is just like giving birth!”
13) Ask if they could give you a couple of shots of Orange Juice.
14) Don’t flush.
15) Ring the stewardess button frequently and always ask this question:
“Are we there yet?”
16) Ask constantly where the gift shop is.
• When the attendant are showing you the safety procedures keep shouting ‘Where’s the parachutes’, constantly shout this through the whole flight.
• Make sure you get a window seat, but insist on going to the WC every 30 minutes or so; increase frequency during meal times.
• Take the free headphones and put them in your bag, then complain that you never got any
• Colour people’s faces in the magazines and doodle all over the aeroplanes in-flight magazine
• Press the button that calls the flight attendants every 10 minutes and ask ‘Are we there yet?’.
• If you’re sat near the bathrooms watch people go in and when they come out take notes and make sure they see you.
• Act as if you’ve never flown before and scream your lunch order into the overhead AC spouts, as if they were fast food drive-thru microphones.
• Take someones Magic 8 Ball (if anyone has one, of use that 20 questions thingy) and start asking it inappropriate questions, such as “Is the man next to me wearing underpants?” Then be sure to read aloud the answer: “My sources say no!”
• Make paper dollies out of a newspaper.
• If one of your mates says they are bored, show them this list and do the things on it together.
• Yell out loudly when the plane goes quiet ‘GET YOUR HAND OFF MY THIGH!’
• Draw the people around you or make short comic strips and then show me when you get back.
• Try not to think about penguins. It’s very hard.
• Look for funny looking people and make up their past life.
• Invent Eyeshadow Application techniques
• Ask random people for their autograph.
• Go to the loo, come back out, point towards the loos and then shout at thetop of your lungs ‘SPIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR’.

~ Tap, or blow on the persom next to you, and when they look at you act like you are asleep…

~ Write a journal on how bored u are…

~ Try to listen in on other people’s conversations… and when they say some gossip, look at them and say “OMIGOD!! NOWAY!!”

~ bring a playboy/girl

~ Look at the catalog, and on every page try to find 1 thing that you would want out of everything, and once that is done, do wat person u would want to be. Takes up some time..

~ Watch the in-flight movie whether its good or not, it still takes up time… that is the main goal!!

~ daydream

~ write a poem that every line rhymes, and tells a logical story…work the brain!!

~ make up some math problems with random numbers, before the plane ride, and do them on the plane, but make a lot (Ex. 578×4984)

~ think about something funny, and try not to laugh.

~ remember all of the things you and your friends did before you left…[/QUOTE]

Um here's some links you should visit.
Be Comfortable on a Long Airplane Trip - wikiHow

on mobile.

**sonic_benny** · 21 Sep. 2010 09:03am

dang dude thats aan awsome long list, if i ever go on a long flight with friends ill do this xD

21 Sep. 2010 11:34am

Originally Posted by Google

Watch movies or the movie they provide.
mess around with the portable computers they have connected to your sit. It shows the front and back of the plane. Pretty badass

hahahaha and I don't remember if you have access to the interent or not.
1) Talk aggressively in Arabic and let words slip out like, “ka-boom!”
2) Do the ‘Disco’ and make sure you’re poking the guy next to you.
3) Bring Hannah Montana songs on your MP3 and sing along out loud (works best if you’re a grown man).
4) Sneak into the cockpit, turn on the intercom, and ask the pilot out loud what ‘E’ stands for.
5) Wear a disco outfit (star-shaped glasses, a fake afro wig, sparkling shirt and pants and sparkling, high-heeled shoes).
6) Do the Hustle in the aisle.
7) When the stewardess is asking you what you want to eat, pretend like you can’t hear her and keep doing the robot.
Yell the ending to the Harry Potter books.
9) Do the riff to “Crazy Train” on the kazoo.
10) Bring a laptop, tap randomly on the keyboard, and when the stewardess asks you what you want to eat, say, “Just give me one second, I’m hacking the mainframe”.
11) Act gangster, say things to the guy next to you like, “Sup, dawg”, and wear a bandana and put on temporary stickers.
12) Be in the bathroom for a really long time and yell things like, “Oh my God! This is just like giving birth!”
13) Ask if they could give you a couple of shots of Orange Juice.
14) Don’t flush.
15) Ring the stewardess button frequently and always ask this question:
“Are we there yet?”
16) Ask constantly where the gift shop is.
• When the attendant are showing you the safety procedures keep shouting ‘Where’s the parachutes’, constantly shout this through the whole flight.
• Make sure you get a window seat, but insist on going to the WC every 30 minutes or so; increase frequency during meal times.
• Take the free headphones and put them in your bag, then complain that you never got any
• Colour people’s faces in the magazines and doodle all over the aeroplanes in-flight magazine
• Press the button that calls the flight attendants every 10 minutes and ask ‘Are we there yet?’.
• If you’re sat near the bathrooms watch people go in and when they come out take notes and make sure they see you.
• Act as if you’ve never flown before and scream your lunch order into the overhead AC spouts, as if they were fast food drive-thru microphones.
• Take someones Magic 8 Ball (if anyone has one, of use that 20 questions thingy) and start asking it inappropriate questions, such as “Is the man next to me wearing underpants?” Then be sure to read aloud the answer: “My sources say no!”
• Make paper dollies out of a newspaper.
• If one of your mates says they are bored, show them this list and do the things on it together.
• Yell out loudly when the plane goes quiet ‘GET YOUR HAND OFF MY THIGH!’
• Draw the people around you or make short comic strips and then show me when you get back.
• Try not to think about penguins. It’s very hard.
• Look for funny looking people and make up their past life.
• Invent Eyeshadow Application techniques
• Ask random people for their autograph.
• Go to the loo, come back out, point towards the loos and then shout at thetop of your lungs ‘SPIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR’.

~ Tap, or blow on the persom next to you, and when they look at you act like you are asleep…

~ Write a journal on how bored u are…

~ Try to listen in on other people’s conversations… and when they say some gossip, look at them and say “OMIGOD!! NOWAY!!”

~ bring a playboy/girl

~ Look at the catalog, and on every page try to find 1 thing that you would want out of everything, and once that is done, do wat person u would want to be. Takes up some time..

~ Watch the in-flight movie whether its good or not, it still takes up time… that is the main goal!!

~ daydream

~ write a poem that every line rhymes, and tells a logical story…work the brain!!

~ make up some math problems with random numbers, before the plane ride, and do them on the plane, but make a lot (Ex. 578×4984)

~ think about something funny, and try not to laugh.

~ remember all of the things you and your friends did before you left…

Um here's some links you should visit.
Be Comfortable on a Long Airplane Trip - wikiHow

on mobile.[/QUOTE]

That's why I don't ever want to be on the same plane as anyone on here.

**C0FFINCASE** · 21 Sep. 2010 01:06pm

Wear a coat and backpack. Thirty minutes from take off, stand up holding a lighter with only the button part visible and scream some high pitched gibberish ending in "For Allah".

**Torian** · 21 Sep. 2010 06:52pm

Most of those will get you punched.

Play GodEater. Shit will keep you occupied.

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