...dammit

**La Vie Cruelle** · 02 Jul. 2010 05:29pm

My dad made me flirt with a cop to keep his ass out of trouble.. WTF?! I wake up to this crap, and now I can't get back to sleep -.-

**Elliot** · 02 Jul. 2010 05:35pm

I believe that is technically prostitution. You might wanna call the cops. Oh, wait.

**Torian** · 02 Jul. 2010 05:36pm

@Azrael. I know right! Life is so bad here in the dirty south! Tweet me back your response please! This interests me!.

-Torian

**La Vie Cruelle** · 02 Jul. 2010 05:39pm

Torian, suck my sweaty fucking balls, and get back in the damn kitchen.

**Torian** · 02 Jul. 2010 05:50pm

That isn't sweat, that's someone else's saliva, so I shall pass <3

**La Vie Cruelle** · 02 Jul. 2010 05:54pm

Nononono. You have no choice in the matter!
You. Sucky. Me. Enjoy. NAO!

**Beyoncé** · 02 Jul. 2010 06:04pm

You have to be useful for something

**La Vie Cruelle** · 02 Jul. 2010 06:07pm

I know right? But then again I'm as useless as it gets~

**Torian** · 02 Jul. 2010 06:30pm

Originally Posted by Lady Gaga

You have to be useful for something

And what is your use?

Thread: ...dammit