Public Service Announcement

[gotxbrain]

Brought to you today by Minora and the smell of Farts.

We at the PSAs of the Future would like to take a moment to alert everyone of a serious issue- Farting. Farting is a natural reaction of the body, and everyone does it. Just like everyone poops, and everyone burps, and everyone secretes odorous liquids from their armpits- Everybody does it. It is NOTHING to be ashamed of. If you have to toot, just let it out and say "My body made me do it!" Holding in farts is NOT good for you, and the symptoms may be fatal, possibly, we're not sure, we don't really care. They may include, but are not limited to:

• Releasing stinkier, louder farts later on in the future if you hold them in now. They don't go away, they'll keep coming back.
• Your gas build up could become so high that the gas fills your body and reacts with electromagnetic sparks in your brain, causing you to spontaneously combust into flames.
• If you have weak intestines, you may suffer a worse fate, intestine rupture. Then all your nasty little waste will spill into your body and the germs will take over all your organs, puting you through days of pain and on a path toward eventual death.

So see, holding in your farts brings much worse consequences than letting them out and being embarrassed for a few seconds. So if you're on the run, just let those farts out, loud and proud, or silent and violent. You can't really choose, can you? Anyway, we'll see you later, until then remember to expel your bodily gas on a regular basis! Buhbye!

[Torian]

Silly girl, girls don't fart.