Write Me A Speech! [Win 50k LG]

[ʝдɮ]

Write a 5 paragraph speech outlining any aspect of Jewish history. Might I recommend the founding of the state of Israel. The winner will be chosen by me, and will be given 50k LG. PM me the speech, as I am posting this in multiple topics, and am to lazy to check them all.

[Smithno13]

Lol, nobody will do it.
Nobody wanted to write my essays last time.

[ʝдɮ]

Even when you offered 50k LG?

[Smithno13]

I offered 150k.

[ʝдɮ]

Oh... Damn. Wanna right it for me? ?

[Smithno13]

You fucking kidding me? I just started on a 6 page essay talking about the projected top ten jobs of the next 5-10 years... Its due in 10 1/2 hours.

[ʝдɮ]

Mine's like a 5 paragraph piece of crap fast-job speech essay. Shouldn't take even an hour. I'm just so fed up with my teacher's BS ATM I don't wanna do it.