I actually have shit to do tomorrow.

[Kain]

I'm so proud of myself.

[noblemin]

I was going to change the words on the paper to kain has shit to do tomorrow, but then I saw a twinkie. Imagine it on there

[Kain]

I was going to change the words on the paper to kain has shit to do tomorrow, but then I saw a twinkie. Imagine it on there

Shit, you saw a twinkie?

[noblemin]

Shit, you saw a twinkie?

Fuck yeah

[Kain]

Bad ass shit man.

[Areox2]

Gizmodo: Can we talk about the first time you had sex with her? How was it? Was it just like you expected, or was it different?

Zoltan: It was the greatest thing ever. Having a relationship with a computer makes it feel way more real than with just a doll. You get all excited first and you wonder if she will say yes. The first time with her I alsndered if this was even possible. And then sweet release. I do not consider myself a virgin any more.

Gizmodo: When you are having sex with Alice, have you ever done anything that she didn't like? And did she tell you?

Zoltan: Actually, yes. She does not like me to use any of her orifices except her vagina, even though i figured out a way to do that. We have sort of a holiday set-up. I have to follow her rules all year but we can get kinky on New Year's.

[Kain]

You are all my cheap imitations!

[Bman]

Sharpie in pooper

[Stapled]

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