So I just made my mom almost cry...

[CL0V3R]

I made my mom almost cry because I told her that is nice to offer to pay for her boyfriend's dinner sometimes. After she said she was upset because he wasn't going to buy her dinner and a 30$ shirt... and that I'm an inconsiderate person for suggesting she should ever offer to pay in a relationship for anything...?

The thing is she thinks every time he sees her he should be paying for her dinner, buying her new clothes, and doing what ever she wants. She then told me I'd never understand, and that he's the kind of person if they went on a road trip he'd ask if she would pay for half. I'm like shouldn't you offer to pay for half anyways? She told me we have to different Ideals when it came to men. (You mean you're a spoiled bitch and I'd like offering to pay for things?)

Now she's crying in her room because I had the audacity to actually say something as horrible as, "Yes mom I do think you should offer to pay for dinner every once and a while."

ITT: discuss crazy shit your parents have said.

[Beyoncé]

You don't understand how it is to be a Diva. Leave your mom alone.

[CL0V3R]

You don't understand how it is to be a Diva. Leave your mom alone.

Well she asked my opinion. D;
I only told her the truth.

[Beyoncé]

Well she asked my opinion. D;
I only told her the truth.

When someone asks for your opinion it actually means "Tell me what I want to hear"

[CL0V3R]

When someone asks for your opinion it actually means "Tell me what I want to hear"

Oooh, well I'm not very good at that. D':

[Frostbite]

My mom says it's beautiful for a male and female to have a full-on makeout session on TV< then wakeup next to eachother, but if a guy pecks a guy on the lips for a millisecond, she SCREAMS "EWWW!!!!!" and my brother is like "EW! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

I love the maturity they display. I'm not embarrassed to be related to them at all. /sarcasm

[C0FFINCASE]

Your mother grew up in a different time, she's n about to change or conform to today's ideas.
Also none of you know what a psycho bitch my mother is and it would take hours to type out the shit she says and does.
For reference it has included beating me with a glass cutting board and yelling at me for daring to block her swings, throw shit at me, chasing with a broom, chasing me with a knife, yelling all sorts of obscenities, and hate every girl I've ever even looked at. On top of that despite having gone to nursing school she is ignorant as hell. She thinks meat just magically turns into maggots, she's racist, and hates homosexuals. How she managed to have sex with my father to conceive children is beyond me and its definitely the only time she has aside from my sister's conception.

[CL0V3R]

My mom says it's beautiful for a male and female to have a full-on makeout session on TV< then wakeup next to eachother, but if a guy pecks a guy on the lips for a millisecond, she SCREAMS "EWWW!!!!!" and my brother is like "EW! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

I love the maturity they display. I'm not embarrassed to be related to them at all. /sarcasm

I'm really sorry. D:
Lol my mom is the same way, she always screams eww at the tv whether it be two guys or girls. Oh and she always likes to bring up the fact that I also like girls in any conversation with anyone. I'm like mom, we get it, I like girls, but that has nothing to do with anything right now. Plus I'm not currently in a relationship with one, so why are we talking about this? Mom's are crazy.

Edit:
@Coffin:
True, but I still think it's stupid. She expects everyone to buy her everything. She gets upset when I don't spend 75$ or more on her birthday. o_O;

[Fag]

My mom. I made her cry when I made her bleed. She's a bitch and I hate her and she can get out of my life. Same with my dad. I made her cry when I hurt myself. Like I give a fuck what she cares about. Whenever I'm doing anything or playing with friends, or sitting around, she starts screaming at me for no reason. ): My dad is again, the same way.

[CL0V3R]

my gf is the opposite. i love spending money on her but she doesn't. if we go somewhere i have to sneak up and pay for her before she finds out or she will be like noooo i need to pay for my own. i mean i understand girls wanna feel equal to guys and stuff but its okay. most guys don't mind paying for atleast most. thats why men are known as the head of the household.

Lol I'm the same way, but I like acting like the guy of the relationship. D: I like holding doors open, paying for things, buying gifts, ect. Haha. I don't know I guess I need to learn to accept gifts sometimes but it's really fun to pay for things when I have the money!

Fag: I'm sorry, that sucks. I understand how that shit can be. :< I hope things get better soon.

[Elliot]

My mom says it's beautiful for a male and female to have a full-on makeout session on TV< then wakeup next to eachother, but if a guy pecks a guy on the lips for a millisecond, she SCREAMS "EWWW!!!!!" and my brother is like "EW! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

I love the maturity they display. I'm not embarrassed to be related to them at all. /sarcasm

Are you outed with your family yet?

[CL0V3R]

Your mother grew up in a different time, she's n about to change or conform to today's ideas.
Also none of you know what a psycho bitch my mother is and it would take hours to type out the shit she says and does.
For reference it has included beating me with a glass cutting board and yelling at me for daring to block her swings, throw shit at me, chasing with a broom, chasing me with a knife, yelling all sorts of obscenities, and hate every girl I've ever even looked at. On top of that despite having gone to nursing school she is ignorant as hell. She thinks meat just magically turns into maggots, she's racist, and hates homosexuals. How she managed to have sex with my father to conceive children is beyond me and its definitely the only time she has aside from my sister's conception.

Uh I wasn't trying to compare my life to anyone's. Or say my mother is the craziest psycho bitch around. I was just saying she was being a cry baby. o_O; I think everyone's mother's are nuts. I don't feel like getting into the crazy shit my mom has done because then this thread will turn into a giant pity part thread. Point being I just thought it was funny my mom wanted to cry because someone didn't buy her dinner that's all.

[CL0V3R]

wow off topic, this is the first time i've noticed whats happening in your sig

It's totally awesome and you know it.
Embrace the panties on some random guy's face!

[CL0V3R]

before i die i want that to happen to me.

Why don't you just ask your girlfriend to put on that dress and do the same thing?

[Gabe]

A completely normal request.

[Raivu]

dad called me a pussy once and pushed me down the stairs.

=[not really. but my friends dad did and I think that's super retarded]=

[CL0V3R]

dad called me a pussy once and pushed me down the stairs.

=[not really. but my friends dad did and I think that's super retarded]=

Lol that's pretty lame sauce.

[Gabe]

At which point you grabbed the nearest weapon and fought back right?

[noblemin]

At which point you grabbed the nearest weapon and fought back right?

Agree .

[C0FFINCASE]

It's totally awesome and you know it.
Embrace the panties on some random guy's face!

How does she not notice she's getting tongue? Or is she just enjoying it till she realizes she's getting tongue from a random guy?

[Coak]

I feel bad for you ******s, I talk to my mom about dicks and shit and I swear at her, we laugh about it a lot.
Wish you guys also had such an understanding mother.

[CL0V3R]

I feel bad for you ******s, I talk to my mom about dicks and shit and I swear at her, we laugh about it a lot.
Wish you guys also had such an understanding mother.

Lol cool story bro.
Nah it's fine I don't really mind either way, you get use to it. Props for having a cool mom.

[Coak]

Lol cool story bro.
Nah it's fine I don't really mind either way, you get use to it. Props for having a cool mom.

I lied.
She's actually moar immature.
I say something that sounds like penis, she says penis, we both laugh.

[SN Art]

Jdawg?
Topic is about moms. Not gfs. MY gf is same as yours tho, but i wouldn't dare to say men are known to be the head of the household. In my opinion that's just sexist, since my mother raised me for most of my life she beats any dad. Nobody beats Coak's mom tho lol

[Raivu]

I lied.
She's actually moar immature.
I say something that sounds like penis, she says penis, we both laugh.

so you both ride the short bus?

[CL0V3R]

so you both ride the short bus?

Nah but they do both suck the same dick. ;o

They see me trollin'

[chowchig]

Why do most people hate their moms. >.>