So APPARENTLY..

It is MUCH more realistic to believe that the entire universe was created by an invisible being that has been around since forever than to believe it all happened because of a chemical reaction or whatever.
My teacher is SO dumb D:
He's like, "it's so dumb to believe the earth is that old. It's obvious God made it. I mean, hello! Look at how intricate everything is! That couldn't have been random! and the earth couldn't have just blown into existence! I mean, even if the big bang did happen, where did those chemicals to make it come from?!
Me: "Question.. where did God come from? Why is it more difficult to believe a few chemicals, very simple chemicals, were around forever rather than some "extremely intricate" being being around forever? Your argument seems a little... contradicting."
Teacher: "Are you even a christian?"

Interesting. No answer.
Stupid ass is stupid.

He also had no answer to my "Why does it say Jesus will come back before their [the disciples] generation has passed and yet they've been dead for about 2000 years?"


Urfg. Christians.

Does your teacher even know what random means?

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Does your teacher even know what random means?

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Doubtful...
He seriously is like, "Homosexuals are created when parents don't discipline their children enough."

He's so biased he doesn't even see the logical answer to anything if it's not "JEZUSSSS?!!?"

Ohm but JEZUSSSS is always the right answer XD

Oh silly me!
That's what I get for going to a Christian school and not knowing how to use religion-logic! (often referred to as stupidity)

What country do you live in?

Currently the United States xD

Have you lived in any others?

I'm really happy for you,
and i'mma let yah finish,
but god.

~Fluxo

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I'm really happy for you,
and i'mma let yah finish,
but god created the universe.
Created the universe!
~Fluxo

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Fixed .

You forgot the enter after my name.
JESUS!

~Fluxo

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You forgot the enter after my name.
JESUS!
~Fluxo

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Honestly, get your idiotic teacher to read the Scopes Trial.

They'll feel pretty stupid afterwards.

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Have you lived in any others?

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Mhm. But only till I was six.

This is why I like public school.

I agree with your teacher. Everything is way too intricate to be random. Thank God evolution is the exact opposite of random.

ya know, you shouldn't judge a whole group of people based on one of its members. i'll admit, some christians are idiots and make others look like idiots with the stupidity they spit out, but if you have a conversation with a real christian who knows what they are talking about, you would find it very interesting what they have to say.i used to think it was easier to just believe in everything else except for Christianity also.

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Read the first line. tl;dr'ed the rest --- ever ending argument.

You're a fucktard.

also as for the "Why does it say Jesus will come back before their [the disciples] generation has passed and yet they've been dead for about 2000 years?"

ever heard of easter? read the bible and you would know jesus rose from the dead 3 days later. all of his disciples were still alive.

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ya know, you shouldn't judge a whole group of people based on one of its members. i'll admit, some christians are idiots and make others look like idiots with the stupidity they spit out, but if you have a conversation with a real christian who knows what they are talking about, you would find it very interesting what they have to say.i used to think it was easier to just believe in everything else except for Christianity also.

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Umm... nothing a Christian says can change the Bible.
It contradicts itself, thus screwing over the entire christian religion.

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Read the first line. tl;dr'ed the rest --- ever ending argument.

You're a fucktard.

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I am in fact not a fucktard, I'm just logical. sorry reading a few paragraphs is too difficult.

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also as for the "Why does it say Jesus will come back before their [the disciples] generation has passed and yet they've been dead for about 2000 years?"

ever heard of easter? read the bible and you would know jesus rose from the dead 3 days later. all of his disciples were still alive.

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No no no, He says he'll return as he ascends to heaven. This is after he's already risen from the dead.
Read the Bible. It's... eye opening ;)

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I am in fact not a fucktard, I'm just logical. sorry reading a few paragraphs is too difficult.

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It's not difficult. It's just not worth it. We've all read the same shit (over 9000) times, and it always ends the same way. There is no god ---> church fags rage ---> there is no god ----> rage harder ----> no god -----> bans/infractions.


Why start it?

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No no no, He says he'll return as he ascends to heaven. This is after he's already risen from the dead.
Read the Bible. It's... eye opening ;)

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no no no, he did ascend to heaven at this time. and i have read this many times. i attend church frequently.

as for that whole "no christian can change the bible" i wasn't refering to that, i was saying that some people who say they are christians don't know the bible very well thus making false or seemingly false statements about its passages.

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It's not difficult. It's just not worth it. We've all read the same shit (over 9000) times, and it always ends the same way. There is no god ---> church fags rage ---> there is no god ----> rage harder ----> no god -----> bans/infractions.


Why start it?

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Whoah.
When did this happen?
I thought I never missed LG drama D:
Stupid LGdrama app... didn't notify me.

and before that last statement i made starts a wildfire of flaming, i'll be the first to admit im not the perfect christian and don't know nearly enough like i should know. but if you want to find out the real truth, then do like a said. talk to a preacher or high up member of the church. they may not change your mind about anything but atleast they can prove their points and im sure he wouldn't mis quote things like i probably would on accident.

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and before that last statement i made starts a wildfire of flaming, i'll be the first to admit im not the perfect christian and don't know nearly enough like i should know. but if you want to find out the real truth, then do like a said. talk to a preacher or high up member of the church. they may not change your mind about anything but atleast they can prove their points and im sure he wouldn't mis quote things like i probably would on accident.

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Lol, I got to a Christian School, I'm preached to 3-4 days a week.
I've heard enough contradictions to know it's bull.

The trick in christianity: witness to them before they see the "oopsies" in the Bible, thus developing a bias so they subconsciously ignore the "oopsies"

or you could try asking them about your so called "oopsies" thats the only legit argument anyone ever has to give against the bible and like i said i was once just like you but i actually sat down and gave the preacher at my church a chance to explain the parts of the bible that appeared to be contradictions to me and it does make since. your just too lazy to try. thats the truth whether you admit it or not.

Stfu Frostbite, i'm really getting tired of this whole "Christians are retards." thing.
That's a whole religion, and you're bashing on it. It's not like i'm in here "Oh, gays are just confused people who can be cured." Again, hating on a whole thing there. Just don't fucking do it.
not christian.

~Fluxo

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or you could try asking them about your so called "oopsies" thats the only legit argument anyone ever has to give against the bible and like i said i was once just like you but i actually sat down and gave the preacher at my church a chance to explain the parts of the bible that appeared to be contradictions to me and it does make since. your just too lazy to try. thats the truth whether you admit it or not.

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Ok, let me say this in a different way.
I spend: 6 hours at church on sundays. 1.5 hours in Bible class 4 days a week. 2 hours on wednesday night youth.

That's about 14 hours of Bible studying a week. Multiply that by the weeks of school + summer church and stuff. Multiply that by the years I've been in school grades 1-9.

That's a shitload of Bible study. Anytime I bring up the contradictions to a "higher learned" bible studied person (even though I've probably read it more than them), they completely ignore it, say it was a mis-translation, change the subject, or say "that's just a metaphor."

All bullshit.
I'm not lazy, I've read the Bible all the way through multiple times. Each time noticing more and more BS.



EDIT: Fluxo - you can say a religion is BS - everyone does. Because, if you believe in one religion, then all the others are BS to you. And trust me, if you said that, I wouldn't be offended. Why? Because there's more evidence against that theory than for it.

Yeah, but you're straight up bashing it. Call it BS for as long as you want, but stop bashing.
AND YET AGAIN, i'm not saying anything against homosexuality. What hole you put it in is your business. It was just an example.

~Fluxo

But... Frostbite... you still like me right? D:
I mean, I'm christian, but I'm not all like up in people's face! I like never mention god anyway. Btw, you need to add my msn. D:<

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The LOLCat bible would have made a better holy book (IMO.)