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My lady gives birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say
Damn that's an ugly baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby
I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
she's skinny like a twig
at least her nuts are big
but the placenta is cuter than she
Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly ass baby
I can't take her home today
She'll scare the dog away
'cause damn that's an ugly baby
And when she smiles I find
Shane MacGowan comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS?
Then the doctor calls me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Damn that's a good-lookin' baby
One for two on the good lookin' babies
I almost start to weep
Now this one we can keep
cause that was an ugly ass...
Damn that's an ugly baby
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank god just one nose, but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no, not me!
I don't want no ugly baby!
I said damn that's an ugly ass baby
Damn that's an ugly ass baby...
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:09am #1
Baby
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:09am #2
Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:10am #3
What he^ said.
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:32am #4
Kewl man Thumbs up
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:38am #5Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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Lame. Entirely Lame.
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:39am #6 How is that lame? Originally Posted by Azrael Originally Posted by YYZ
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Because SN is lame therefore, everything he posts is lame Originally Posted by Flare 
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:45am #8
Ɯɛℓℓ Ѳκ ι ƨтιℓℓ ℓικɛ ιт тнσʋɢн мʏ Ѳριиισи
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:46am #9 Your opinion is wrong. Originally Posted by Flare
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:48am #10
Ɩ ∂σит cαяɛ ωнαт ʏσʋ ƨαʏ вʋт мʏ Ѳριиισи ιƨ мʏ σριиισи Ѳριиισиƨ αяɛ иɛʌɛя ωяσиɢ αяɛ ƨтʋρι∂
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:50am #11Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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It is always wrong. Originally Posted by Flare
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:50am #12 Only yours can. Originally Posted by Flare
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:51am #13
Иσ Ɩт Ɔαииσт >.< Ʋɢн Иσвσ∂ʏ тσ нɛℓρ мɛ иσт ғαιя 2 ʌƨ 1
Ƭσтαℓℓʏ иσт ғαιя Originally Posted by YYZ
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:51am #14 Whats your first language? Originally Posted by Flare
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1337 I believe, apparently he/she learned this next. Originally Posted by Defy
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:53am #16 No such thing as females on the internet. Originally Posted by Azrael
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:54am #17
Єиɢℓιƨн тнαтƨ тнɛ σиℓʏ σиɛ ι ƨρɛακ
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:54am #18
You're not very good at it. =/
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:55am #19Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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I know. Originally Posted by Defy No such thing as females on the internet.
I'm a man without a penor and really big cancers on my chest in real life D:
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- 11 Apr. 2010 04:57am #20 I love your cancers. Originally Posted by Azrael
- 11 Apr. 2010 04:57am #21
im just using a Glitter-graphics.com
then i go to the bottom right corner
Ɔяʏιρтιc тɛϰт Originally Posted by YYZ
- 11 Apr. 2010 05:01am #22Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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. . . Interesting. Please, bore us more. Originally Posted by Flare
Who doesn't? They are so fun. Originally Posted by Defy
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:02am #23
Hm i made this up randomly cuz i was watched Clash of the titans last nite
you know how the Craken is Ugly Originally Posted by YYZ
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The Kraken is a beautiful mythical creature. Originally Posted by Flare
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:08am #25
Well then you wont like this i guess
Zues:RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
-Kraken comes up from the Sea-
...
-comes out Justin Bieber- Originally Posted by YYZ
- 11 Apr. 2010 05:09am #26Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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.... Lame.
*yawns and walks away*
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:12am #27
Ƨн!т ι κиɛω ʏσʋ ωσʋℓ∂ит ℓικɛ ιт
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:13am #28Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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You bore me. Become entertaining kid.
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:14am #29
Ɯɛℓℓ ωнαт αяɛ ʏσʋ ιитσ
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Not that crap typing, you will only be trolled more. Originally Posted by Flare
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:15am #31
So you want me to stop
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:17am #32Doesn't Have Enough LGG
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Trust me, all of LG wants you to stop. I'm just saving you a little less flaming. Originally Posted by Flare
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:20am #33
Need 2 MOre post but i cant find a thing to write in without Spamming
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. . . OH you mean for that crap name. PHAHAHAHAHA. You have a lot to learn my dear child. Originally Posted by Flare
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:39am #35
Jenny's a ho
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:40am #36
who jenny?
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You love this ho. Originally Posted by SN Art
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:41am #38
Lol, in a friend way haha
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Of course. :>
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- 11 Apr. 2010 05:43am #40
lol :]
what is up
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