Kain

[C0FFINCASE]

Think I'm gonna go rob a bank, cause I cam when I saw this thing in detail finally.

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[Kain]

Wear 2 layers of gloves.
One latex, one cotton.

Ask for non-sequential bills.

Keep your face down, even if you have a mask on.

If you have a mask, wear a wig underneath, so they think you have more hair then you do.

If no mask, buy temporary hair dye, of a natural color.

Wear colored contacts.

All worth it for that guitar.

[C0FFINCASE]

Right? I'd give them my legs along with my first born for that guitar.
Its freakin beautiful. I mean I kind of knew what it looked like from a fuzzy picture off Slash's cellphone of a prototype and I knew the pickups were in there but, damn. I need to go get a full time job.
Lets see, 7.25 and hour time 6 days, times 4 weeks is like $1160. So in like four months I could have it and if I declare it as part of my equipment and start a band I can take it off my taxes.

[Kain]

Go, do it.

For great justice.

[Beyoncé]

It looks like any other guitar.

[Kain]

It looks like any other guitar.

Lady Gaga looks like every other slut.

[Beyoncé]

Lady Gaga looks like every other slut.

I beg to differ.

[Kain]

I beg to differ.

My statement was just as retarded (if slightly less) than yours.

[Beyoncé]

My statement was just as retarded (if slightly less) than yours.

I beg to differ

[Kain]

That guitar looks like this one




and this one



Funny thing is, they're all Les Pauls, and from different years, yet they ALL LOOK THE SAME.

Les Pauls =/= every guitar

[Beyoncé]

Those were ugly as fuck. Just saying

[Kain]

Those were ugly as fuck. Just saying

Just like Lady Gaga.
Just saying.

[Kain]

Im just saying, why get the 'newest' one if it looks, and functions the same as one from 5 years ago?

Different sound, more reliability.

[Kain]

A guitar sounds like a guitar.
Just sayin.

And, you, being a guitar hero ******, you're more obsessed with Lady Gaga than Lady Gaga is...

Guitar Hero ******?
Lols.

[Beyoncé]

H20 Just aggro'd that shit.

[Stapled]

what a fag

[C0FFINCASE]

[QUOTE=H2O;150464]A guitar sounds like a guitar.
Just sayin.
/QUOTE]
To you a guitar sounds like a guitar simply cause you don't hear the differences.
We do and we appreciate them.

Funny thing is, they're all Les Pauls, and from different years, yet they ALL LOOK THE SAME.

Actually they only look similar, they don't look the same.
Les Pauls, feel, looks, and sound different from year to year. Every guitar is different. No two are ever alike.

[Tatsuo]

Fuckin' troll wanna-bes.

[The Enforcer]

So sexy. How much does it cost? And you guys are retarded. That things a Slash guitar for you "Guitar Hero" fags. Go get a real guitar.

[Kain]

So sexy. How much does it cost? And you guys are retarded. That things a Slash guitar for you "Guitar Hero" fags. Go get a real guitar.

The only person who was called a Guitar hero fag was me, and I own two guitars, thanks.

It's around 5 grand.

[C0FFINCASE]

So sexy. How much does it cost? And you guys are retarded. That things a Slash guitar for you "Guitar Hero" fags. Go get a real guitar.

If you had brain cell one in that head with guitar knowledge in that empty thing between your ears you might recognize that the "Slash guitar for us guitar hero fags" is actually a real sweet guitar for any rock/metal/blues player. The pickups have an amazing tone that accents the natural tone of the wood. The solid body gives you more sustain and a richer sound. The neck filled down to Slash's specs is something any player would love to have. The ascetics are extremely pleasing as it sets it apart from other guitars. The few and tasteful Slash decals add character and pay homage to a truly great musician. SO suck it.

[Beyoncé]

5 grand for a guitar? Someone got ripped off

[C0FFINCASE]

5 grand for a guitar? Someone got ripped off

Not really.