I've been considering suicide.

[Coak]

The last few weeks have been hell. I don't even wanna live anymore.
And so, here is my plan:
inb4 HURR THIS IS SO STOLAEN
1. Attach cheese wire to the top of a building.

2. Make sure the building is right next to a basketball court.

3. Tie wire around my neck.

4. Superglue hands to head.

5. Aim for net.

6. JUMP!

If done right, I should dunk my own head that will cause a giant WTF to happen.
The only reason I haven't committed suicide yet is because of my thoughts about how it may affect the people around me. My friends, for instance, will be traumatized as I always joke around. And if I tell my mom, she might get scared and say 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

[noblemin]

Slam dunk!

[Enjoi]

Yeah you shouldn't.
It's so inconsiderate.

[Google]

Click here

Then look at the youtube thing [Fourth one down]

[Coak]

Cock Block?

[Google]

Yea thought that was funny and would cheer you up D:

I fail :[

[Coak]

You know I was joking about suicide, right?

[Google]

Mhmm. Which is why I sent you the lmgtfy link.