Yey

[Torian]

I beat SN_Art at MW2 on PS3 c:

But I gotta say, dem controllers man, so fucking small.

[Beyoncé]

What an accomplishment

[ksrocks333]

What an accomplishment

You've been a very bad girl, a very very bad bad girl Gaga

[Beyoncé]

You've been a very bad girl, a very very bad bad girl Gaga

I love you <3

[Torian]

What an accomplishment

Achievement Unlocked!-Sarcasm On the Internets. 5 GS

[ksrocks333]

I love you <3

I love you too <3

[Coak]

ksrocks, I used to think you were cool.
Then I found out you're female.

[ksrocks333]

ksrocks, I used to think you were cool.
Then I found out you're female.

D:

I mean come on, I'm close as you can get to a guy, I'm a dyke. I should get some points for that.

[SN Art]

Haha yea, Tori's better than me at MW2.

[Torian]

Nu, the team you were on had retards standing in the open to be honest. And I got lucky with a pavelow in the carepackage.

Pretty sure you'd destroy me in 1v1.

[Coak]

Even worse, I hate lesbians.

[Torian]

Lesbians don't put out.


Not for free at least

[ksrocks333]

Even worse, I hate lesbians.

Good, I'm glad.

[Tatsuo]

Those controls suck. i'd rape in MW2 on PS3.

[Torian]

My manly hands aren't small enough to fully utilize the controls. But raping in Killzone 2 is amazing nontheless.

[Tatsuo]

My cousin doesn't have that game.

[Torian]

My cousin doesn't have that game.

It's amazing, each multiplayer match has 32 people and has 5 different objectives that need to be done in a single match.

There are 5 game modes in Killzone 2's Warzone, and I'll tell you about all of
them.

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Body Count
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A fancy name for Team Deathmatch, this is where you'll make the most points.
If you have the medal that'll give you one extra point per kill in Body Count,
the headshots medal, and possibly the melee medal, this'll get you to the
top of your team's point based score.

Strategies:
Simply learn the map, know what is your best class, and go for it. Remember
to listen to your team, and remember where you got killed last time. They may
be waiting for you there, and going past an ambush gives you a big advantage.

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Capture & Hold
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3 Propaganda towers that need to be taken by your team are set in the level.
Hold more towers than your enemy and you'll win the match. A tip for 
defending a tower is to place C4 at the entries to the room/area, so the enemy
that'll try to take it will get his legs blasted of him for good.

Strategies:
For this I'll tell you right now, that the tactician is required for this. 
Throwing a spawningpoint in, or just outside a C&H zone is critical, it may
just be your spawningpoint that delivers your team the win. Also, if you are 
defending, you should definately give Assault, with the M4 revolver and C4 
a try. Placing C4 charges at the entrance(s) and guarding the other entrances
to the zone with your M4/M80/VC9/M329 is a killer way to keep enemies at bay.

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Search & Retrieve
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A propaganda device is spawned in the center of the map and needs to be taken
to the collection point. Bring home 3 of these devices and you'll win the 
game. 

Strategies:
There are two important things you can use to get a large advantage in this.
One, get any class and combine it with boost, so that once you have the 
device, you can run like a madman. Second, wait for the device to spawn, 
which is often in the mid of the map. I once delivered all three devices 
using the Assault class on Tharsis Depot, and it was say 10vs10, without dying
once and without having an enemy deliver one device. I'm not bragging here,
but my team was being weird. They were defending the delivery point all the 
time, as if they knew I was the deliveryman. Maybe they'll defend the delivery
point for you? Who knows.

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Search & Destroy
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Defend your object, or destroy your foe's. This is the most intense of all,
especially when you are defending. You'll constantly feel a threat and the 
thought of being killed hypes you up! Now, don't rage out and go on a killing
spree, that isn't nice. Just wait there untill you can ambush and enemy trying
to place a charge on your object. When you are on the attacking side, the 
most convenient tool is the spawning grenade. Throw it near the area where 
you have to go, so your team can be lazy, and at the same time you'll get
a ribbon for getting 5 people spawn on your grenade.

Strategies:
Be there first. Being the first one to reach the target gives you a huge 
advantage. If you're a scout, you can cloak yourself and wait for an 
unsuspecting enemy to be the victim of your gun. If you're a tactician, you
can lay down a spawning grenade and a beacon for a drone to come in. But the
best class for this is the saboteur. With its disguise, it can, without 
even alerting the enemy, plant or defuse a bomb. Using the saboteur, I've 
won multiple games all by myself, just doing this. Unless someone from the 
enemy team is really close to you and happens to see a red flashing light in
the upper right corner, you're very close to planting/defusing one, or even 
two charges. If you're done, just throw some C4 at the wall and the next 
person that tries to defuse/plant a charge gets baked. 

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Assasination
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Fancy that, a target! In this, you have to kill or defend a target the game 
randomly selects, and you'll have to make sure they don't or do stay in the 
green zone for longer than 59 seconds or you'll lose the game. The best
class for this is undefined, its all about your and the enemy's skill.

Strategies for defense:
One strategy is to pick the sniper class and go invisible. Unless you move, 
shoot, or get shot at, nobody will see you. Ofcourse, they know where you are
if they just head for the marker, but unless somebody in the opposition has
spot & mark, you won't get sniped that quickly.
Another strategy is to find a hallway, or space, that has just one or two 
entrances. Go as a saboteur, and place C4 at the entrances. The best is to 
have one or two more saboteurs to help you with replacing the just blown C4.
But the most succesful strategy in my opinion, is to just have your team 360
you. This meaning that you command and tell them where and how they should 
stand, and what class to use. 360 means full surrounding defense, meaning no
saboteurs can sneak through your team's defense.
Also important is the medic. Use or ask for healthpacks whenever you're hurt
and you'll have a higher chance to survive the round without even getting
wounded.
An extra tip: When you are shot down, but not dead yet, do NOT press X. 
You can survive the round being wounded, even though you are lying on the 
ground. You're alive, and that's what counts in this game.

Strategies for attack:
Be a saboteur, that's the most helpful tip. Learn where your enemies are and
where they aren't. If they don't 360 the target, you can enter where there's 
a weak point and throw C4 on the target, then silently run away. Once the 
target is blown, he'll appear on the radar as a cross, meaning he is wounded
and can still survive the round. Now, C4 doesn't make you show up on the 
radar, which means the enemy still doesn't know where you are. Wait untill 
you can, and run for the target. Kill it any way you want to, and the round 
is yours.

So each match is quite long and you can change your class layouts on the fly. Feels good bro.

[Tatsuo]

May have to convince ihm to buy it.