So im pretty sure I hate my friends sometimes.

[Sutured]

So last night , I bought a bottle of bacardi zombie , and totally lost my mind.
I faced a majority of the bottle before 8 pm and was passed out on my friends couch by about 9:45. Normally , the rule is if you are first to pass out with your shoes on , you are subject to harassment. well, I made sure to take my shoes off before I was done , because I knew I was going to pass out.

This morning I awake , and everything seems normal , except one of my eyes are stuck shut , so my only assumption is ' great , I have fkn pink eye.' and so I go to the john , and look in the mirror , and it wasnt pink eye.

I was subject to the classic known as antiquing.

It was pretty brutal.

Here , take a look

http://i44.tinypic.com/2hyuq0h.jpg

[Forever]

SO you couldn't see because you had flour in you eye?

[PunkRock482]

you look like that pale dude from twilight looool

[Sydd]

Lmao.
I hate my friends too bud.
Hence why I deserted most of them once I left for cyber school.

[Coak]

Your friends can cum powder?