So like...

[Kain]

[I had a nightmare last night, that REALLY freaked me out.

And I can't remember it.

I just know it involved porn sites, Plobby threatening us, and someone killing my parents while I ran to my neighbors.

I hate being sick.]
Vaginaaaa....?

[Coak]

That wasn't a dream.

[Kain]

That wasn't a dream.

Except my mom and dad are in the room with me.

[C0FFINCASE]

Except my mom and dad are in the room with me.

That's what you think.

[Kain]

that's what you think.

Holy shit!
Those aren't my parents!
Those are bears!

[Coak]

Mm hmm, now look deeper..
In my left hand is a red pill.
If you take it, i'll- no wait-you'll see how deep your assho- i mean the rabbit hole is.
In my right hand is a blue pill.
If you take it, you'll wake up in your bed with no recollection of this and a sharp pain in your butthole.

[Gabe]

Civilized bears.

[Kain]

Mm hmm, now look deeper..
In my left hand is a red pill.
If you take it, i'll- no wait-you'll see how deep your assho- i mean the rabbit hole is.
In my right hand is a blue pill.
If you take it, you'll wake up in your bed with no recollection of this and a sharp pain in your butthole.

I'll take the red one

[Kain]

Civilized bears.

Like yo momma.

[Coak]

I'll take the red one

That was a sleeping pill.
Heh.
Now let's see how deep your asshole is.
And all you hear is the unzipping of my pants as you fall into a deep slumber.

[Kain]

That was a sleeping pill.
Heh.
Now let's see how deep your asshole is.
And all you hear is the unzipping of my pants as you fall into a deep slumber.

Don't forget to throw out the lube!

[Beyoncé]

Fever dreams are the worst.