my mom never talks to me about anything ever..i know it sounds strange and no ones parents are like this but mine is.. she has never had a real conversation with me about anything that i can remember in my life.. she never gave me the sex talk, never discusses the things going on in my life or hers, she just comes home and bitches all the time, she comes straight home from work and gets started on her bills, she never tells any story's, or any jokes, when i was in school i ran track she wasn't interested in coming to any of my track meets or being involved in anything i was doing.. she has no friends at all, when i ask her why she has no friends she says because everyone at her job is busy all the time, which i don't believe... i have little family that she never talks to, she says its because they don't answer there phone and when she does call she cant get through to them.. when we go somewhere she doesn't talk to anyone really, she has never told me not to talk to strangers or do something stupid like most parents do... on the days she has off she just sits on the coach watching tv, and eating, she goes no one except to get grocery's and comes straight home.. she has never yelled at me or told me to clean my room, normal motherly stuff, never bought me anything out of no..

tldr: yahoo answers is hilarious