Will Give Pocket Lint and a Piece of Candy to Whoever Can Unban My Account

[Gamelon]

Just kidding, I'm broke.

What's the deal with all the unban threads, anyways?

[Vesparia]

I will totes go for that pocket lint.
But.
WHAT KIND OF POCKET LINT MAN?
Cotton? Wool? Linen?
What other particle types are in it? Paper? Little shreds of a tissue?
What colour is it?

Dude you're killing me.

Anyways.
Yea.
I was wondering the same thing.