The Dumber Side of Gaiaonline: Quotes And Phrases From The Lesser-Logical Members

[ToyZeppelin]

Hey guys. We all know there are some silly people in gaiaonline. Stupid enough to fall for FLPs, or just stupid in general.
I think we should make a thread in which we dedicate for funny conversations with Gaians that we find obnoxious, annoying, arrogant, etc.

Here is a Meebo chat I had with a girl a FLPed, and I am giving her a chance to explain to me why I should give her account back (which I was going to at the end of it, if she could prove to me she learned her lesson).

Her:
hi what are u trying to say on the pm
Me:
I know who you are, we have the exact same profile layouts.
Her:
yea ik y did u steal my acc
Me:
I did not simply steal your account, you gave me your account information.
Her:
i didn't mean to and how did u get my info
Me:
Reward Granted | Gaia Online
Ring any bells?
Her:
oh i really want my acc back
Me:
Can you give me a reason to?
Her:
Because i work hard for it and all that u have is from my hard work u just took it and i gotten my acc stolen twice and i was crying for it
and my mom knows
and shes says to report but to nice to do that to u
Me:
Incorrect answer.
I was looking for something along the lines of: "I understand that I need to be more careful on account security, and to listen to the redirect warning."
Because you blamed me, not yourself.
Her:
i did
i am just really mad i am sorry for blaming it at u
it is my fault
Me:
You are kinda just repeating what I said just now...
Her:
i am just so stupid of just giving all the info nothing is free
Me:
Will you listen to the redirect warning that gaia gives out everytime you click a link outside of their website?
It was made to stop hacking, however I look and I see you have it activated.
Her:
no i hate reading
Me:
Then, you aren't getting your account back.
Thanks for your time, nice talk.

[PrincessFluttershy]

Hey guys. We all know there are some silly people in gaiaonline. Stupid enough to fall for FLPs, or just stupid in general.
I think we should make a thread in which we dedicate for funny conversations with Gaians that we find obnoxious, annoying, arrogant, etc.

Here is a Meebo chat I had with a girl a FLPed, and I am giving her a chance to explain to me why I should give her account back (which I was going to at the end of it, if she could prove to me she learned her lesson).

She's like 12. Honestly i'm not really sure if that's something to be proud of

[323]

Oh my god that last sentence of hers made me want to punch her in the face. She's begging for her account back, you say "Read the redirect warning sometime" and she says "no I hate reading". That legitimately pisses me off.

[Use]

lol obv. not old enough to even be on gaia so you did her a favor

[GAMEchief]

>no i hate reading
Oh. Well, then. I hate talking to idiots. I guess neither of us are getting what we want.

[Yetty]

she probably commited suicide lol
i remember back in '08 i got a pretty rich account with an FLP and the girl said she was crying and was about to puke. she said she would send nudes if she could just have her account back. haha damn

[GAMEchief]

I think I would be too sympathetic. I'd make such a bad hacker.

[Yetty]

haha yea, i did feel like a dick afterwards. but oh well probably did her a favor and helped her get a life.
honestly i got a better entertainment getting accounts pop up than actually gaia it self haha.

[ya bish]

She's like 12. Honestly i'm not really sure if that's something to be proud of

He's not proud of it. He's just trying to make her wary next time.

[ya bish]

I think I would be too sympathetic. I'd make such a bad hacker.

My first time scammed, I scammed this noob I felt so bad so when I was in rally, I told him to changed his password (since I was sharing an FLP) Afterwards I just stopped being sympathetic to anyone

[Mota]

o; That's my flp .

[ToyZeppelin]

I'm actually trying to do the nice thing, most of the time.
I hold onto their accounts for a while, and see if I get a response from the owner. If he/she shows me they learn their lesson on account security, I give it back no questions asked, with all items and gold in tact. However, if they treat me like shit I will treat them like shit.

Also, it seems I need a little more faith in god.

PM ONE:
hellloooooooooooo!!!!!! how did you got into my account its me obey _sexy_girl
please give me back my account plz don't heck me and give me everything I have plz I beg you give me my old username and password plz trust in god and this what you did was not nice and I lie I am not that big 17 year old girl in my profile I am beczairy and I am 10 years old plz give me everything back and don't heck me.... plzzzzzz I am super sad trust in god and plz give it back.

PM TWO:
hello why did you heck me? and how did you know my email?? plz give it back plz trust in god and give it back you know how long it took me to have all that money? my laptop did not work so i cant plzy games to earn money so plz don't heck me and give me my username and password back plz i beg you be a nice boy or girl and give it back god is not happy with what you did and i am sad. plz give it back. and are you tay-kill-em sister again??? plz give it back.

PM THREE:
hello i am the girl that send you the plz give me back my uisername and password i am obey_sexy_girl plz give it back

[ToyZeppelin]

o; That's my flp .

You got a good taste in FLPs.

[claricia]

This baffles my mind. There are warnings all over the site. They have made several announcements about it.

There comes a point where you are pretty much asking for it, if not deserving of it.

[PrincessFluttershy]

This baffles my mind. There are warnings all over the site. They have made several announcements about it.

There comes a point where you are pretty much asking for it, if not deserving of it.

Not saying that she should be on gaia since she's 10. But she's 10.

I'm with game. I'm too soft to flp people. If I did do such a thing (Ie back in the day when i ran around with malware), it'd more be a person I've learned to dislike and due it for lack of caring, just to spite them.

Granted, I don't care much for the naive, but I'm not afraid to say back when I was 10 years old, I've been in similar positions where some 16-17 year old fuckers playing with malware tried to get to my head and scare me. Hacked accounts, put bifrost trojans on my comp, you name it.

That being stated, you do what you gotta do. But frankly speaking, I don't find tormenting dumb underaged kids all that much of a great pass time. Makes you out to be a bully. Whether you mask it as "I just want them to stop wasting time" or "im helping them get a life", what you're actually doing is taking away something they invested time into, because they're stupid or naive. Pro tip: That's not how you get the ladies.

[ToyZeppelin]

She really was 17, she just played the "I'm too little to know any better" trick on me, hoping to get her account back. I'll admit to pretending to be younger than I simply for the purpose of trolling/persuading.
However, there are many subtle hints that explain she isn't 10.

PM ONE:
hellloooooooooooo!!!!!! how did you got into my account its me obey _sexy_girl
please give me back my account plz don't heck me and give me everything I have plz I beg you give me my old username and password plz trust in god and this what you did was not nice and I lie I am not that big 17 year old girl in my profile I am beczairy and I am 10 years old plz give me everything back and don't heck me.... plzzzzzz I am super sad trust in god and plz give it back.

PM TWO:
hello why did you heck me? and how did you know my email?? plz give it back plz trust in god and give it back you know how long it took me to have all that money? my laptop did not work so i cant plzy games to earn money so plz don't heck me and give me my username and password back plz i beg you be a nice boy or girl and give it back god is not happy with what you did and i am sad. plz give it back. and are you tay-kill-em sister again??? plz give it back.

1. OBEY CLOTHING Good clothing for a 10 year old, right?
2. Also, 10 years of age shouldn't be an age in which people consider "sexy."
3. If she was such a devout Christian as she makes it out to be in these three PMs, I doubt her parents would allow her on a social networking site filled with swanksters and swaggots in Rally.
4. What kind of 10 year old has their own laptop?

Princess Fluttershy, if you view FLPing as wrong, I suggest not hanging around LogicalGamers, because there are quite a few of us that do.

[Use]

people fall for that angelic halo FLP?
it seems like the worst item to use imo

[323]

Lol, I've been on Gaia since I was like 8 or 9. It was a better place in 2006.

Also, you want proof of her being 17? Check her PMs. See how she normally talks, who she talks to, and what she talks about. Or even her forum posts.